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Common Demy W

Demy: Yep! I can do no wrong <3

Warden: .. What does “W” mean?

Demy: Weenier.

Warden: I should have guessed…

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Oh, come on, don’t get your knickers in a twist about that guy candlestick. Didn’t we say I was the only one allowed to bother you? - Gene

We did. But he scared me half to death, forgive me for being bothered. First time I’ve been all eyes in awhile..

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Oh my god this is so boring..

But.. I think I know how to spice things up a little bit~

Demy: Heya there, Angel!

Angel: Wh-!?

Demy: Oh chill your feathers, holy light. Can’t a demon be friendly?

Angel: Oh fuck off! You know exactly what you’re doing!

Demy: Geez you’re so standoffish, being kind of a spoil sport.

Angel: Don’t you have a human to bother?

Demy: Angry much?

Angel: How about you leave before I smite you-

Demy: I bet you don’t even know how to do that.

Angel: Return to the old man, Demon.

Demy: Fine. I did what I wanted to anyway.

Yeah.. Jerk..

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Oh, come one! At least do it right! Mill-i-on! Million!! It’s a pun, Lucille!! -V

And give you the satisfaction of me saying a pun? You wish, I will indulge in the comedy show that is you, but puns is where I draw the line, Vermillion.

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Shut up, luci. >:[ -V

Well since you asked so nicely Ilion, sure~

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Dearest detective, only you and half the police force call me that and you know it! And that’s because they picked it up from you. My name is Vermillion, thank you very much! -V

Tomas calls you that too, y’know. Though I think to him you’re an actual rodent so I don’t think he counts too much. But I’ll call you that name when you call me mine, but you’ve never done that in the time I’ve known you. So suck it up Vermin.

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I’m just happy they didn’t have cameras in that damned alleyway >XP can you imagine? The great Vermillion, in a dumpster? My image would he ruined!! -V

Ah yes, we can’t have the great street rat Vermin be reduced to a lowly dumpster dwelling raccoon. Are raccoon even considered vermin? That would have been disastrous, would have to figure out a new name, can’t go by Vermin anymore.

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Hey, you’re the one who admitted you enjoy the show! Not my fault I have to spice things up a bit for my favourite fan! …though, yeah, I will admit it wasn’t my best move. -V

It’s good you are aware of that, Vermin. I suppose it was a tad funny seeing you jump then just a crash afterwards. So it did spice up the show in a good way at least a little bit by that criteria. If it makes you feel better about it.

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I admit, it’ll be a bit dull. But then I did get a bit roughed up last heist, so easier is better for once! Falling into a dumpster really isn’t very pleasant, you know. -V

Well yes, but the phrase is “look before you leap” not “jump off a building because you think it’ll look cool”, Vermin. It was your fault you fell not mine so don’t go blaming me for it.

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Oh, if all goes to plan, I expect you’ll be getting calls about it having gone missing last night! Good luck, detective~ -V

.. of course. At present I’m not involved so I don’t care too much. Have fun with all of that you got planned Vermin, though it probably won’t be a fun with me not there, your loss I suppose..~

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Well… oh, I really shouldn’t tell you, detective!! But I’ve got my eye on this opal bracelet… absolutely wonderful colours. Astoundingly expensive, too! And the security, well, let’s say it’d be a fun challenge… -V

Well, I suppose I should be prepared for the call about that when we get back. I end up getting roped in anything that involves you anyway. Not like that is a bad thing per say but, it’s just something I have to expect now.

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But I already did that!! Here’s your wallet back, by the way. Ugh. And I was in the middle of planning a big heist too… :( - V

“Big heist”?

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Punch him in the face, Lucille

No..? I’m not.. I’m not going to punch him. I have no reason to do that. Nor do I want to.

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Luuuuciiii I’m boooored… :( - V

I’m sorry to hear that Vermin, I’d offer you to try to steal my wallet for something for you to do but honestly you might just fail considering I’d see it coming.

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Demy are you aware that your shirt is inside out.

No.

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If I were you I’d legally change my name to Doctor Tyler -…well, definitely not Matthews. Not Rose, either? Maybe? Do you have a surname to write on stuff???

When I have to write down a last name I typically go with Grey. I just think Tyler Grey sounds nice and professional enough to seem legitimate. Not like I remember my “actual” last name to use anyway.

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What’s your name, Doc? Wrong answers only.

Wrong answers only? Does Legitimate Doctor count? I’d go with Actual Doctorate and Phd but that seems a bit long.