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asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room
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based on this tweet by @fairy527 :3 thought they were all similar in the way things went with their partners so i drew them together
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whats fascinating about infinity train fanfiction is that textually min-gi is an anxious prissy dork who starts compulsively bitching ryan out as a stress response in a "your chihuahua-esque grandmother having a melt because christmas dinner experienced a minor hiccup" sort of manner. and ryan is a guy who plays wonderwall at parties. Textually. and yet. And yet. people are not only intently set on making one of them The Cool Suave One, they somehow pick min-gi to be the cool suave one. like, ryan is not cool at all, but he is at least endearingly goofy and go-with-the-flow and capable of freeform socialization in a way that could make him someone you'd befriend at a party despite the wonderwall thing. he has a jacket that's sort of cool, he has nice boots. he's not cool in the intimidating sense, but he's a cool guy. min-gi dresses like a dad and probably does crosswords and i'm assuming gets really cranky if he's not in bed by 9. he has undiagnosed anxiety in the eighties. On my fucking life he is not suavely seducing ryan, he is a man who starts gagging loudly when he has to step into a motel shower. and that is what ryan fell in love with and you will Respect That.
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Episode 8 was so fun!
Also angel Pentious would absolutely complain that he misses his Eggs at least 10 times a day.
[Commissions open!]
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Okay, normally, I don't do this kind of thing, but I can not get it out of my head.
Carmilla said the best thing to kill an angel with is to fight for what you love. To fight for something you believe in. And that's what the whole gang does.
Charlie fights for her dream
Vaggie fights for Charlie
Angel and Husk fight for their friends
Lucifer fights for his daughter
Sir Pentious DIED for love and friendship
Guess who doesn't win in their fight?

Alastor can not comprehend dying for friends of all things. He was fighting for power he was fighting for freedom, and he lost his fight.
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LOOK AT THIS! His mouth is stitched shut with magic! I am like 90% sure he literally Cannot talk about his deal or disappearance even if he wanted to!
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Can we talk about the fact Lucifer more or less implied he ate Lilith out in the Garden of Eden?

Because he鈥檚 that guy, he also implied he and Eve fucked. I don鈥檛 think it was just a sly reference to the apple. I believe he and Eve had a sexual relationship.

Adam, you were such a horrible husband. Your first and second wife chose the same man over you.
I am all for Eve x Lilith x Lucifer being a romantic throuple and were happy, at least for a time before things got bad. Before Charlie.
If I can鈥檛 get that in canon, I will make it my fanon. For all we know, Cain is Lucifer鈥檚 son!
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okay so i wanted to explain the way i see their relationships/dynamics so i made a chart
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Read the new I'm The Grim Reaper chapter while @chuuyagum was telling me about his plans, after that I had to make this wonderful edit featuring their quote

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this is my one contribution to this fandom

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I love tumblr caus I saw this post 5 times in a row
feel like it's time for a new one. every reblog removes one HP from charles.
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Somebody was chasing me and I was running away while carrying three kittens and I kept on having to stop to feed them.
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