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Sculptured Web by anncarringtonart

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Tree Study 1 (Triptych) by Claire Burbridge, 2019

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A Galapagos sea lion (Zalophus wollebaeki) sleeping in Galapagos, Ecuador

by Tim Matthews

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a new knight :)))

blue gouache wash and black India ink

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actually, growing up is feeling like i turned sixteen two days ago. i’ve been eighteen for years. fifteen year olds seem so young. wasn’t i fifteen just a few weeks ago? all my friends and i are still twelve. i’m closer to thirty then to being a baby. i never got to be a kid. i never grew past eight. i can’t talk to my mom. i want to sit in her lap forever. the week is going by so slow. an entire year has passed. i want to decide everything for myself. i need someone to tell me exactly what to do.

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my glasses are always dirty but it's fine. i've seen enough.

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sour 🌈 (wallpaper set  //  prints)

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"sorry that probably doesn't make much sense" <- for perfectly intelligible & logical statements relevant to the present conversation

"you get what I mean." <- for unparsable non sequiturs

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i love travelling by train because where else am i going to get such intensely ominous travel instructions like these? thank you via rail for inserting my train ride into the horror genre for me.

"go into the woods. there is no road to get here. there is no indication of where you need to go. you must find the single post. ensure you are ready. there are no people around to help you. you cannot call for help should you need it. there is no shelter here. you are alone. you are alone. be ready. you are alone."

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but i tigress 🐅

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Die Jobsiade, ein komisches Heldengedicht, 1900

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Massive: Gay Erotic Manga and the Men Who Make It

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Christ has risen

I need new yaoi are I’m reading the freaky bible

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I need to draw men being obnoxious to their partners and getting In The Way right now immediately.