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I was bored so I made my own recommendation list. It contains all my favorite rosekiller fics. I love every single one of them 🖤 The list will be updated as new fanfictions appear 🫶

⛧ Starvin' darlin' by showinalittlelife

rating: E | word count: 66,261k | status: complete

⛧ Eat your love by andromeden

rating: E | word count: 189,891k | status: ongoing

⛧ Bloodhail by andromeden

rating: E | word count: 62,341k | status: complete

⛧ Obsessed by andromeden

rating: E | word count: 40,563k | status: complete

⛧ Love in hurricane (Playing a dangerous game) by andromeden

rating: E | word count: 196,812k | status: complete

⛧ Terrible Things by katakosmos

rating: E | word count: 124,824k | status: ongoing

⛧ You Hold My Heart In Your Hands by star4daisy

rating: M | word count: 20,438k | status: complete

⛧ The Devil in your eyes by star4daisy

rating: M | word count: 24,145k | status: ongoing

⛧ xxx overly enthusiastic twink gets fucked and turned into a vampire [REAL] xxx by roadsidehorror

rating: E | word count: 25,507k | status: complete

⛧ we can take it out back by roadsidehorror

rating: E | word count: 78,099k | status: complete

⛧ having a ghost in my bed by v7lgar

rating: E | word count: 42,785k | status: complete

⛧ Never Trust A Narcissist by Badhairred

rating: E | word count: 16,396k | status: complete

⛧ show me those pretty white jaws by 214lilacsky

rating: E | word count: 144,643k | status: complete

⛧ Tender Curiosities, Baby! by otrtbs

rating: M | word count: 79,212k | status: complete

⛧ dark humor and dry cereal by my_castlescrumbling

rating: E | word count: 21,554k | status: complete

⛧ Critical Fail (at Falling Out of Love) by gogogrohl

rating: M | word count: 26,089k | status: ongoing

⛧ human flesh by avesgraveyard

rating: T | word count: 3,627k | status: ongoing

⛧ i would say i love you (but it's so hard, i won't say it at all) by avesgraveyard

rating: M | word count: 74,886k | status: ongoing

⛧ Ashen Phoenix by MoonshineDreams

rating: M | word count: 140,387k | status: ongoing

⛧ Head Over Feet

rating: E | word count: 136,890k | status: complete

⛧ PRETTY BOY by IvyCore

rating: E | word count: 96,133k | status: complete

⛧ Take My Nirvana by MarshmallowDuck

rating: M | word count: 9,821k | status: ongoing

⛧ Evan Rosier and the Unbearable Weight of his Own Decisions by Mywifeisaworm

rating: E | word count: 193,609k | status: ongoing

⛧ forever going with the flow (but you're friction) by thingthatoncewastrue

rating: G | word count: 58,007k | status: complete

⛧ I'm Not Gonna Teach Him How to Dance with You by greensenne

rating: M | word count: 122,767k | status: complete

⛧ Tug by pressedink

rating: E | word count: 70,401k | status: ongoing

⛧ Haunt your dreams by andromeden

rating: E | word count: 18,695

⛧ 16 missed calls by katakosmos

rating: E | word count: 1,941

⛧ D-man by star4daisy

rating: M | word count: 7,173

⛧ tattoo your name across my heart by star4daisy

rating: G | word count: 1,458

⛧ To Taste The Rotted, Putrefied Gates of Heaven (Per Rubare il Respiro Di Dio) by roadsidehorror

rating: E | word count: 14,023

⛧ evan rosier's ten step plan to bag the guy he met in county jail and play magic: the gathering by roadsidehorror

rating: E | word count: 12,934

⛧ and a forked tongue like the devil, too by roadsidehorror

rating: E | word count: 4,780

⛧ everything that's wrong with this world (and then some more) by saccharinish

rating: E | word count: 1,553

⛧ wildflower by saccharinish

rating: E | word count: 6,313

⛧ my lost lover (i was made for you) by fushigayro

rating: E | word count: 9,297

⛧ sick, twisted, and selfish by fushigayro

rating: E | word count: 3,024

⛧ my bloody valentine by 214lilacsky

rating: E | word count: 1,285

⛧ stoned off you (now i'm stone cold sober) by 214lilacsky

rating: E | word count: 30,538

⛧ reflection of nature by dracure

rating: E | word count: 1,376

⛧ Terrere by royalthorned

rating: G | word count: 2,590

⛧ Persistence by stellar_jay

rating: E | word count: 11,046

⛧ By the wave of my hand by Kiwi2229

rating: E | word count: 3,864

⛧ most fun i ever had (i did something bad) by cheeryknots

rating: E | word count: 5,275

⛧ Knife Practice by Mywifeisaworm

rating: E | word count: 4,342

⛧ If I Were a Worm by starsandsnakes

rating: G | word count: 3,379

⛧ the best of you, honey, belongs to me by vianexa

rating: E | word count: 7,771

⛧ Curiosity killed the cat (what Evan and Barty did that night) by anauro

rating: E | word count: 9,959

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me with evan: beautiful. showstopping. the dark aura around him illuminates the light in everyone else. sickly sweet scent (metaphorically) and beautiful but thorny like a rose. as perfectly strange as a taxidermied bunny.

me with barty: *pokes with a stick* what are you. *poke poke* and why are you so fucking relatable.

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Rosekiller core

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saying “cry about it” in the big 25….

OH...OH, GUYS, WE GOT IT!

I’ve been dreaming of seeing this type of message in my inbox ever since I commented on this post:

Honestly, that was the funniest thing I've read in my entire life. Because what makes you so interested? You literally sounded like you were going to cry so I just gave you the idea by commenting on the post: "cry about it". Unfortunately, I'm sure I'm late with that suggestion though, since you've clearly already cried. Why?😔 Act like the big boy you are, honey.

Anyway, after posting the comment I could hardly sleep because the thought in the back of my mind was "when is my little boy going to come crying in my inbox 🥺👉👈?" AND YES, WE FINALLY GOT IT!! 😍

What I find most interesting is how the economy works in your head. Do you think that if I think of a character created by J.K. Rowling, does the money automatically find out and magically appear in her bank account? Or does it work the same way when someone in the Marauders fandom posts fanfic? I don't know if you know this, but it's illegal to charge for fanfiction, so it definitely doesn't work that way. I also got my Harry Potter books from my uncle when I was 7. I've never bought any Harry Potter merchandise in my life, and my only fault was actively watching the movies on TV when I was younger and unaware. So I didn't donate any money to J.K. Rowling, and neither did most of the fandom. Our community hates this woman, and she reciprocates. Accept this information, or cry. I won't say anything more on this topic, because I wouldn't have to explain it to smart people, and it's impossible to explain it to stupid people.

You seem like a very frustrated and unhappy creature, honey... My advice to you: find friends, enjoy life, touch the grass! 🖤 I'll tell you a secret, there are so many more interesting and fun things to do in life than getting frustrated with what random people in fandom on the internet are doing with their lives. And if you can't understand that, then I'm sorry to say that the human race is doomed in the near future, and there's no salvation for us 🥀

I look forward to hearing more from you in my inbox, my love. Reading what you write makes my day better 😘

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OH YES.

Has anyone watched Kakegurui and remembers the character Itsuki Sumeragi? She collected the fingernails of people who lost to her in games. She kept them in a special trunk. I think Evan would have the same one. The eyes can optionally be placed in jars and used as decoration in the room.

personally i think there's something really romantic in evan collecting like shoes or bows and shit... and then the eyes of his victims

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*rosekiller flirting* Blood would bring out the color of your eyes.

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Maybe, MAYBE I'll start working on new art tomorrow 🔥

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maybe the angels were the girls we were along the way…

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on repeat

thanks for the tag @katakosmos and @major-toast 🖤

tags: @alter-ego-xxx @godsofwoes @dracure @arviyya

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scream au rosekiller

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Thanks for the tag @katakosmos 😈

coffee shop or flower shop | au or fix-it | enemies to lovers or childhood friends | angst or fluff | love at first sight or pining | modern au or historical au | soulmates or unrequited | fake dating or secret dating | break up & make up or proposal & weddings | get together or established relationship | oblivious pining or domestic fluff | hurt/comfort or crack | meet the parents or meet cute

tags: @dumb-bitch-aiden @dracure @godsofwoes @alter-ego-xxx

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send this to ten other bloggers you think are wonderful. keep the game going!

Yayyy 🖤

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send this to ten other bloggers you think are wonderful. keep the game going!!

Thanks bro 🫶🖤

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Four recent non-selfie photos

thanks for the tag @major-toast 🖤

(anyone who tagged me in these types of games: I see it and I'll do it soon. I haven't forgotten about you 😈)

Together with my friends, I made the set for a theatre performance 😘

tags: @thorn-rosed (everyone else has already done it)

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Sacramentum ~ Kit King

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Is this normal? Every time I see blood I think of Rosekiller. Every time someone mentions cannibalism, murder or bones I think of Rosekiller. Every time I walk past a cemetery or some gothic building I think of Rosekiller. Every time I come home at night and walk past the forest I think of Rosekiller....