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Bunch of knights was outside my cave and one of them was yellin bout somethin n ran into my cave screaming while all the other ones just stood around lookin at each other n they went home. i could tell the guy that got in was mad as fuck about it too I beat the shit out of him n he had the scary teeth and the bloody face and everything. Seems like he had come to terms with the danger i represented but never imagined they were even capable of doing that to him so I think he's more mad at them than me. Those other guys are probably fucked cuz he got out like I thought i broke his legs and he cut some fingers off me and when I came back from the medicine chest he was just gone so honestly im like kind of scared of him and what he will do.

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Every one always takes me for granite

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The government is inventing a special vitamin that makes it so I cant cum ever again

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Wow girl you are beautiful. I want to watch stuff leak out of you.

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i will be anything you want me to just let me have your bones for my bone shelf

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nast night i prayed really really hard and then god shot me with lightning inside my house and i knew he wanted me to go away but i love him so much i wont

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what doesnt happen is when i get the girl...... sigh

Back from the hospital got shot with a gun. Which I have never heard of before.

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Back from the hospital got shot with a gun. Which I have never heard of before.

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i am literally a big dumb stupid fat ogre

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My cavemate (~35M) and I (unknowable) have been having some serious conflict and it's making our cohabitation untenable. Maybe I made a mistake having him move in before we really knew each other. His situation was pretty fucked up and he had no other option. I've always been too much of a giver and I recognize this can cause problems, so I'm also to blame. But I don't know how to cope with his behavior. It's really disrupting my mental health and I think he's being very self sentered.

Because he is unable to work at the moment due to a sudden disability, I am the one keeping us both housed and fed. He definitely is going through a lot right now. I get it's corny and silly to say but I am like a little bit of a empath so I can understand how he's so angry. But he takes it out on me constantly. He has raised his voice to me just about every time we've spoken since he moved in, but worse yet he regularly verbally abuses me. In fact, every time I attempt to take care of him (as he is unable), debride his wounds, and even feed him, he begins to verbally attack me in very personal and even bigoted ways. I think he blames me for his current state. While I can understand how he would feel that way, he chose to stay and defend the caravan when his coworkers all ran away. I did rip off his arms and legs, which he ate too by the way, but he knew what he was signing up for on this job. Ok I'll be the bigger person. I'll accept blame for that to make things smoother. Now he's blaming me for something that isn't even my fault.

He needed to cover his rent. He can't work. I have a really nice tanning setup. So I skinned him. But I gave him my grandma's magic poultice. I communicated I was doing this before I even started pulling his skin off and he immediately began screaming at me. Even when I told him I have trauma about men raising their voices. He's been constantly screaming at me since. I skinned him on the waxing gibbous and tonight is a new moon so it's been a while. I told him, look, it's not my fault the poultice didn't work. I even kept trying but ran out of pig shit, as all the pigs in my latrine sank. But clearly he blames me for all this. Even though I'm feeding him and housing him and taking care of him. I might just throw him down the mountain I'm fucking sick of this bull shit. This is the last fucking time I help somebody I think but im not sure.

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Just spitroast a cardinal with Duke Scraggletoe and his beautiful boys. He grabbed him and brought him right up to my cave. He nailed onions to him and it came out amazing I've never even heard of that, the onions. Terrific guy. Earstringer company is the most profitable goblin host in the entire county. You gotta love that. He's a real winner. You are ugly and fucking stupid.

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Pigs keep storming my cave to get in my latrine and they scream all night when they can't get out shut yhe fuck uppppp

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when they see my cool big knife behind this dive bar the maidens will finally understand im a great guy

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The ogres poem:

Why why cry

When I pull out your eye

While making you die?

You live in my sty

All day you ask "why?"

But you don't even try

As this chance passes by

To date a great guy.

I wish I could fly

Above everything

Malcom x

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oh fuck

they said im the first one whongets to go to the autism camps yipee

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they said im the first one whongets to go to the autism camps yipee

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I don't really believe in anything I just want to hurt people