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Clark, after he and Bruce start dating: *assumes that Bruce would scoff at cuddling and mentally forming an intricate 30 step plan to slowly coax Bruce into cuddling over time so that eventually they can cuddle while sleeping when they start staying over*

Bruce, the very first time Clark stays the night: *sprawled on top of him, head cushioned on Clark’s comfy and squishy pecks, drooling slightly*

Clark, holding back tears of joy: 🥹

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Tim: so why should we select you?

Guy A: I'm rich and handsome

Dick: Bruce is literally a billionaire. are you saying you are more rich than him?

Jason: and handsome? Don't make me laugh you look worse than our family dog.

Guy A: ex-xcuse me??

Damian: you are excused. Now get out

Tim: and what about you?

Guy b: I can protect him

Damian: protect?? dad??

Dick: [scoffs] It's like saying you can protect Batman.

Guy b: but he ain't Batman though

Jason: bitch he might be

Damian: where did you even find these people Tim?

Jason: seriously? imagine saying u can protect Batman

Dick: nah bruh imagine flexing money and looks on Bruce

Tim: ok guys this is the last candidate for the day

Tim: so what makes you special?

Clark: I can cook for him

Jason:[snorts] What if you can cook for him? How can it help our Bruce?

Clark: I'm sorry I'm not as rich as him but I can cook, clean, and care for him

Dick: have you brought anything to claim your statement.

Clark:[places the pie] I brought this Kansas special apple pie-

Damian:[already on his second slice] ae-ets gsoo ghuuud

Jason, Tim, and Dick fighting for the last piece

Clark: uh..soo

Damian:[clears his throat] You are selected.

Dick: Definitely

Jason: prepare your vows

Tim: btw who recommended you? Because you have a really ordinary background

Clark: oh it was Bruce

[collective HUH from batkids]

Clark: [snickering] It was to get approved by you guys

[collective even louder HA]

Clark: [laughing] That's because we are already dating

[collectively yelling WHAT]

Clark: [changing into Superman] hate to leave like this on our first meet but Metropolis needs me

[collective screaming]

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Superman, trying to befriend Batman: If not friend, why friend shaped?

Literally everyone else, looking at Batman's costume, designed to be menacing and incite fear: He is NOT friend shaped!!

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after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...

throw the man a bone batman geez

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"Vox can do better than Val!" This is Vox when Velvette told him that his little boy toy tore apart her model NO THE FUCK HE CANNOT

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val needs to be put on a leash. then be taken out back and shot like old yeller

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*Where The Wild Lilies Grow*

After falling into the Atlantic Ocean, Will and Hannibal perished … And woke up in the garden where wild lilies grow

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Val is not having a great time inside the Horny Box.

It's kinda related to this post

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Part 2 (kinda)

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Rewatching HH again, and once more on the second episode. The way val shouts "fucking finally" always sits in my brain after watching it because how long was he waiting for vox??? Was he waiting for him to notice he was in a bad mood in his cameras and when it went unnoticed he decided to go annoy velvette until she got vox for him? Like he was also on his floor sulking on the couch by the time vox got to him. Did he just stick around and cause chaos for velvette and then immediately go to sulk the second he knew vox was coming for him??? Once again, I reiterate that man is a brat through and through. Man just needed someone to call his papi.

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Some random drawings I didn’t post yet (I think I didn’t at least)

Some are part of rps, the rest is just random doodle ~

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Focus...

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This may always be one of my many favorite details in the show. He just looks so happy and carefree.

Look at Val’s cute face when Vox drags him to dance with him in the Finale 🩷🩷

He’s like “ ooo, my man wants to dance 🫦”

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it's common knowledge that sharks have two penises called "claspers"

Some vintage staticmoth.

Is this the beginning of a beautiful business partnership?

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Some fluff in your life.

Nothing is wrong with this picture....

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I do love this thought. Not gonna lie, I do always hc that val in his early days in hell had his own pimp and own contract, which has led to much of my headcanons about him not having a healthy relationship with sex and lack of boundaries. I do also feel like he'd have a doubt in the back of his head that he's still only ever just as he was no matter how much power he gains.

I do also feel like Vox wouldn't handle it well just because he is not good with emotions in any sense, but he would still try, just as long as he doesn't have to communicate it.

I headcanon that val, despite usually always getting what he wants, refuses to say no when it comes to sex, at least with his relationship with Vox. It doesn't matter if he doesn't want to that day or he's not feeling up for it, he just won't tell him no and does it anyways. Not just for the fact that's he's built himself an image of being the pinnacle of lust and sex, because I feel like their images don't matter too much when they're together. I just think it's partially because you can't have a boundary crossed if you don't have one to begin with. It doesn't matter if he wasn't going to be asked in the first place if his answer is always going to be yes. Which, the fun thing is I wholeheartedly believe Vox would take no for an answer, if Val just gave him the chance. But that's at least my thoughts on it.