theohnott

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i live for this and this only  (✿◠‿◠)

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davistracey:

━━  “Snape’s worse than that TWITCHY idiot from our first year,” Tracey scoffed, not ready to go to Potions class, simply staring down the hallway in dread. “He n e e d s to go back to teaching Potions, Slughorn needs to go back to RETIREMENT.”

“For me? It’s about tied but Quirrell was far more fun to scare until he was practically pissing himself. Sod that fucking crackpot, he hardly knows his arse from his elbow when he’s not fawning over his collection of ‘exraordinary pupils’ that he uses like social decoration.”

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teddiepuff:

teddie sighed as he watched the first year hufflepuff dart through the hall, running away from him. being a prefect wasn’t always cracked up what everyone thought. it was like glorified babysitting to teddie. he liked he could put it on his resume and the large prefect bathroom was pretty cool, but as he watched the young boy in yellow scurry away, it made him question his existance. “dander! that’s a detention with professor sprout after classes today!” he grunted. “she’s gunna make you pull weeds for hours!”

after yelling he turned around and instantly ran into someone, stepping on their foot with almost his whole body weight. “oh crap, i’m so sorry!” he apologized, jumping back, with no hesitation, something he says a lot on a day to day basis due to how accident prone he is.

theo was mid-step, ignoring the bellowing hufflepuff prefect and his incessant noise but before he could dodge past the pupil in black and yellow swung backward the heel of his foot and his full weight landing squarely on theo’s own. “son of a fucking hippogriff!” he couldn’t help but hiss, his entire face screwed up as his toes throbbed from the assault, however accidental it had been. if he took points from slytherin for swearing it would truly top off theo’s awful day.

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harrvpottcr:

“What was Dumbledore thinking, giving Snape the Defense position?” Harry muttered. He was still a bit salty that he’d been enlisted in a recruitment effort that had, a) made Snape the DADA Professor but also, b) had caused Harry to become a Very Reluctant Member of the Slug Club. He glared down at his DADA essay, then blew out a sigh, leaning back in his chair and catching the eye of the person on the other side of the table.

Theo crowded over his books, arms bracketing the pages and his head ducked down. Fingers clenching every now and then as the library filled up and more people trickled in attempting to find a seat at the tables. He started a little as the person opposite started talking, an icy trickle of contempt working its way down his spine as he realised who it was. “He’s qualified.” Theo replied shortly, shoulders jumping in a short shrug.

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oh lord im bad at intros but hello hi i’m megan and i’m 20 from london, england so that puts me in the gmt time zone. i’m so weak for trio era roleplays honestly

DID YOU SEE THE SIXTH YEAR THAT JUST PASSED? I’M PRETTY SURE THAT WAS THEODORE NOTT, THE SIXTEEN YEAR OLD SLYTHERIN. I HEARD THEY’RE RETICENT AND CYNICAL. GOOD THING THEY’RE OBSERVANT AND METICULOUS TO MAKE UP FOR IT. GUESS IT ONLY MAKES SENSE SINCE THEY’RE KNOWN TO BE THE HIKIKOMORIC OF HOGWARTS.

well, theo isn’t going to win any popularity contests lets put it that way. he’ll definitely seem to be engaging with people but he is often very preoccupied. always ends up calling someone the place he met them, or one interesting thing he can remember about them. “oh erm... robe shop!” like theo... please this is not how you make friends.

can be rather snippy when in a bad mood, mostly polite. doesnt have any part in the pureblood nonsense but he will always have those feelings of superiority because its the way he was raised. he thinks he’s better than most people anyway because he’s that ass that is like ‘i am smarter than you all, hormone riddled morons’

but also because he’s not too involved in social dynamics or hierarchy he really doesn’t pay attention to gossip and he really doesn’t  judge people if they’re a bit odd or kind of quiet.

as tracey puts it: your personality is an invisibility cloak. sometimes, though very rarely, if someone is rude to him he will use his these somewhat useless powers for evil and start shit for them. he’ll brush past and hear the nasty things that are being said, he’ll craft a note to the significant other he knows they’re cheating on, he’ll drop hints into conversations that their friends all hate them using his usual monotone and his social ineptness as cover... its kind of diabolical.

so so so so so so bitter that he was passed over for slug club. wants to poison that disgusting human slug’s crystallised pineapple. the boy blunder, weasel, The Teeth™, loony and her blasted father can all go choke too for releasing that list ( im so sorry he’s actually the worst. )

dreams of escaping england and buying a tropical island/a huge estate in iceland and covering it in a house that is 90% library.

has excellent grades, probably deliberately a place or so behind the ridiculous competition between malfoy and granger because he wants no part of that nonsense. 

has a horrible habit of psychologically analysing and deconstructing people that are irritating him and leaving them gobsmacked, infuriated or on the verge of tears. sometimes all three. 

has a pet siamese cat named agnes whom he unequivocally loves more than any other being on this planet, whenever he’s in the dungeon she’s nearby and is known to have rather explosive spats with mrs norris. 

i promise he’s not as bad as he seems!! just a bit of a grumbly grump sometimes... ok he’s awful but i hope you guys want to plot with him anyway! hmu or if you’re a bit shy just like this post and i’ll come to you. 

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immure

(verb) to shut in; seclude or confine in. (via wordsnquotes)