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balon would really be rolling around in his watery grave nonstop like a runaway rubber ball if he knew what those brothers of his did and thought after his death. bad enough aeron disregarded his chosen heir, but then victarion thinks it's for the best if asha just gives up on being ironborn and becomes a northern woman like theon.

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Theon genderbend sketch bc I saw a pic on twitter of like an 1800s archery dress and I needed to put Theon in it lol and so Theodora was spawned.

Yapping about her under the readmore bc I have lots of ideas yippiiiieeee

I also think it's very fun to think of how being born the opposite sex in asoiaf would change so much for certain characters, and Theon is definitely one of them. If Theodora is now Balon's youngest daughter instead of youngest son then it's probably likely that IF the Starks still take a hostage/ward, then it's going to be Asha who goes as the remaining eldest child. So Theodora gets to grow up on Pyke, and while I DO think that Theon would likely be more successful at maintaining social norms as an Ironborn lady than an Ironborn man, I also still think that not tooooo much changes in regards to like how Balon views her. Balon probably tries to do what he did with Asha and mold Theodora into what he would want from a male heir, and bc Theodora is still Theon I doubt she'll live up to his expectations as Asha would have bc that's just not who Theon is as a person lol. He was already shy and quiet when raised as a boy and I doubt being raised as a girl, even an Ironborn girl, would erase that part of the personality. So Theodora is still shy and insecure and uses cockiness and smiles to cover it up bc while she has a more secure place as a Greyjoy in this version of things, she still is not cut out for making papa Balon happy and if that isn't detrimental to a child's self esteem then I don't know what is.

Once Balon realizes he cannot mold Theodora into Asha 2.0 he probably largely ignores her unless a possibility for a betrothal pops up. And I imagine Theodora is still very promiscuous and she likes to play and flirt with the men that come asking for her hand but she's probably not reeeaaally interested in settling down unless it's a guy who really impresses her (cough like Robb Stark cough) and so she does stuff like what she's saying in this doodle like ohhhhh if you were REALLY worthy of wedding a daughter of Balon Greyjoy then you would bring me xyz when you return from your next trip. She def got the "i'm just a shy maid" thing from copying Asha lol. She's known as Balon's daughter who while not wed to an axe still has a tongue as barbed as her arrows and so tread cautiously when dealing with her. Theodora probably gets away with rocking jewelry more than Theon does bc if the men gifting her jewels paid the iron price for said jewels then what's the problem uwu? Dagmer also def has given Theodora some jewels from his old reaving days too bc that's his little princess the way Theon is his little prince :') I also tried to design her hair to make it look like she styled it like squid tentacles lol! Two shorter strands framing the face, and then 8 long bundles of hair tied back, Theodora you icon, you.

Theodora probably spends a decent amount of time on Harlaw with her mom to avoid having to be around Balon who is getting rather tired of her turning down every possible suitor (of course Balon also knows said suitors kind of ain't shit so he's not really pressed to marry her off yet, maybe make good offer to the king of salt and rock, hello??)

I have ideas for how Asha, Robb and Ramsay fit into this too but I am still fleshing out those ideas: basics are Asha since she is a few years older than Theon was when she is taken hostage never grows as close to the Starks/Robb as Theon did. The relationship is always much, much more politically motivated. If Theodora is given permission to visit Asha in Wintefell at some point, Robb is probably delighted to meet this other Greyjoy daughter who actually talks to him outside of to discuss how things will fare when Asha returns to Pyke. And sure, she's kind of rude but she's also not as scary as Asha haha. Maybe they become pen pals lol. Ramsay I imagine is going to be a potential/actual suitor for Theodora but I'm still thinking about that.

Anyways, while a lot changes, a lot is still much the same. Theodora still feels like a disappointment in a lot of ways, she has very lofty ideals of herself still, and you know what, she's kind of a bitch! All the things we love Theon for lol

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Marysa would return to Winterfell. No, not really. Alyssane would go to Winterfell. A Winterfell without Robb or Sansa or Jon or Bran or Theon.

Theon. Theon and his arrows and his well-aimed smiles. Theon and his oblique eyes, that revealed nothing in their blackness.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64560448/chapters/166250575

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Theon + Survival Horror (6/?)

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/64633732

(Fic graphic by the amazingly talented @theeironprice ! Thank you, thank you!!)

Word count: 21,383. Rating: Explicit. Less lighthearted than its predecessor, friends. I won’t take offense if it’s not your thing. Mind the tags:) Some text beneath the cut.

Theon’s own brow furrowed as he watched the expression on Ramsay's face change. Where once there was a teasing and arrogant smile, it was replaced with a seemingly thoughtful gaze.

He flinched when rough fingers began to card slowly through his hair. The sensation was far from unpleasant, but it still put him on edge; he leaned away as far as he could into the thick, uncomfortable pillows. But when the tips of those fingers massaged into his temple, he had to bite back the sigh that was halfway up his throat, poised on the back of his tongue.

A thick finger twirled a lock of Theon’s hair around it next to his face. A frown pulled the corners of Ramsay’s lips down. “That’s such an unpleasant word,” he murmured quietly. “It’s disappointing how quick you are to slip that mask back on. Hiding from what you really want but are too cowardly to reach for.” The brush of his nose along the side of Theon’s face made him shudder.

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my favorite criminally underrated tragic siblings

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devil on your shoulder <3

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Quiet Shores Masterlist

Summary: When Theon Greyjoy is forced into a political marriage with a girl from the outer reaches of the Iron Islands, it’s meant to be a punishment. She’s a Farwynd, from the strangest house in the Iron Islands. She's rumored to be half-human, a witch, a creature from the sea. Behind closed doors, she's not what he'd expected. She's no witch, just a girl with strange dreams. But outside their chambers, something darker is rising, and the storm on the horizons may just drown them both.

Pairing: Theon Greyjoy x Farwynd!Reader

Warnings will be found before each chapter. Be advised, this work deals with Ironborn culture, so it will include topics like slavery, sexual assualt, and violence. 18+, minors DNI

Notes: This is an AU in which Theon never went to Winterfell. If you have any questions about the way I'm depicting Ironborn culture, feel free to reach out and ask.

Prologue

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

TBC

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ASOIAF AU: Theon Greyjoy and Jeyne Poole are granted sanctuary in the Iron Islands by queen Asha Greyjoy and spend the rest of their days in peace, healing together.

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Put to much work on it to not post here :p

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I vowed I would always be yours if we survived the Great War

THEONSA SOUPVERSARY || Prompt: Visions

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Wolf in sheep’s clothing x sheep in wolf’s clothing

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lol my phone is dying i don’t want to be here anymore but it’s not like i can just abandon the kids

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𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐀 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐏𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐘 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 Soup of the Day / Free Choice

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theon greyjoy attempt

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sister. see? this time i knew you. | a theonasha fanmix

swimmer - helena deland

better in the dark - jordana, tv girl

graveyard soul - dax riggs

hideaway - cigarettes after sex

tonight, tonight - the smashing pumpkins

be my angel - mazzy star

the place where he inserted the blade - black country, new road

holding you, holding me - cigarettes after sex

i want you to love me - fiona apple

pagan moon - dax riggs

♡ listen on spotify ♡

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WHAT COULD THE GODS OFFER YOU THAT YOU COULD NOT DENY ?

asoiaf x the judgment of Paris // jon snow, robb stark, theon greyjoy

“ Hera offered Paris wealth and power; Athena offered to make him the greatest warrior and the most knowledgeable of all men; Aphrodite offered him the hand of the most beautiful mortal woman.”