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Overalls with no shirt is my new summer trend for 2017. Rompers? What even are those?

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Thx, San Diego

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Twin Peaks is way too good. We don't even deserve it, really. ...the Funko of Laura Palmer's corpse wrapped up and disheveled is a little much but I also kinda want it.

I binge-watched Twin Peaks after Madchen joined the cast because I wanted to get an idea of who I’d be working with, and I wound up becoming obsessed with both her and the show, and I’m SO excited that it’s coming back. 😭

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I HAVE SHOWS IN CALI THIS WEEKEND OTHERWISE I WOULD. You have to send me all the pics though. Likewise, I'll send you pics of my blackjack and hookers.

GOING TO JAPAN TO PLAY A FEW SHOWS AND BE REUNITED WITH MY DADS.

Pls don’t miss me too much, frands.

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HAVE FUN PLAYING JAPAN WITHOUT ME. You too, @fckalexatl and @thebarajack. I'm gonna make my own fun. With blackjack, and hookers.

GOING TO JAPAN TO PLAY A FEW SHOWS AND BE REUNITED WITH MY DADS.

Pls don’t miss me too much, frands.

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Hey. So I don't wanna be overkill because you're in high demand right now, but if you're looking to blow off steam and wanna get back to that ol' tour life for a minute, we're playing some shows across Cali this weekend. Come along if you want to, no pressure. Chin up, buttercup. 🤘

I go back to LA tomorrow and I genuinely have no idea what I’m going to do. 

Cool. 

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YOU'RE MY FAV. Don't tell Awsten. Or Jack. Or Alex. Or Michael or Ashton or Calum or Luke or Chrissy. I might say that a lot but you're my #1 true fav.

Y'alls are mad cute. We should put sunflowers in there, too, just for extra decoration. And something blue just to get the full visual payoff from the lyrics. Maybe I secretly wanna be an interior decorator?

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Ciara. Best friend. Light of my life.

I painted Awsten's room yellow for you, don't tell him yet. 🌝

One of my favorite things is seeing all my friends be successful and in love with what they do to the point I support them by finding their photos in magazines and plaster them all over displays so everyone can see them. Is it extra? Yes.

Anyways hi!! I’m Ciara, I’m a Yellow Power Ranger and foodie enthusiast, let’s be friends.

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Seeing the kind of thing my mom and dad have after all this time is incredible. I don't care if it's weird for your parents to be #goals because my parents are DEFINITELY #goals. Plus, my mom's a total badass. 🙏 Happy Mother's Day, y'all. Females rule.

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We won this war, we cursed and swore, they stood no chance at all. I don't forget, I don't forgive, I'll never change the way I live, I always fought the urge to fall in line. I turned my back on all the rules, I'll never heed the king of fools, I'll never lead the perfect kind of life.

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I’M SO PROUD. Reaching new, totally babe-esque heights. We might even find a ladyfriend for you along the way. 😚

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I'm gonna be your groupie all over the United Kingdom. You won't be able to get rid of me. 😘

We’re doing a UK headline tour and I’m so FUCKING STOKED ABOUT IT. England has crap orange juice and Twizzlers are hard to find but I like the people. They’re good people.

We’re touring a hell of a lot this year all over AND I’M HYPE. Come see us pls. We’re good, I promise.

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Coffee is probably my best friend on the planet, and I could only imagine how much of it I'd need if I had kids. Hopefully she keeps making improvements! She's gonna be a li'l badass.

Our little Leia is getting healthier by the day and I’m hoping we can take her home soon :( I don’t think I’ve slept properly and I’ve learned to love coffee.

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Was he at least wearing a Christmas sweater? I mean, that negates the whole "buck-ass naked" thing, but that'd easily be the best Christmas card ever. I just feel bad for the people standing outside below the action. They can NEVER unsee that shit.

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Omg yeah like, doesn’t everyone’s dad stand ass-naked on an open windowsill on St. Patty’s Day evening because it kinda coincides with the name of his famous rock band?

Yeah, man. My dad did it on Christmas. The snow banks in the distance really gave off all the clues. It was almost poetic, but dad’s butthole, you know. Really ruins the imagery. 

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Omg yeah like, doesn't everyone's dad stand ass-naked on an open windowsill on St. Patty's Day evening because it kinda coincides with the name of his famous rock band?

theotherarmstrong:

Sometimes I think about all of the good things in life. Then I remember my dad’s whole naked ass is on Instagram for the world to see.

Your life is so hashtag relatable. 

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Go for it. Laughing about it's the only thing that's kept me from burying my head in a pillow never to be seen again, if I'm being honest.

Sometimes I think about all of the good things in life. Then I remember my dad’s whole naked ass is on Instagram for the world to see.

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Sometimes your kids are just a year or two younger than you, it happens. That just means you've got a shit ton of grandkids, right?

I think I’m gonna have to give Calum a talk… then Bryana one too.

I have too many best friends to look out for.