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computer how to describe dropping down to the floor, sobbing and choking, rocking myself for comfort as i slowly devolve into a state of out of body and at the same time self awareness as I realise that nothing matters anymore and that life in the end will all mean nothing in one word

computer can you hear me (please help me)

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We were reading Fahrenheit 451 in class and I wrote a wattpad crackfic on it called cum and kerosene you should all read it I never use the same name for dick twice

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

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litwtc is really feminist when you think about it. because of all the weird girls.

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WILL WOOD

I've been really tired of emo/goth music recently so all day I've been listening to Will Wood and Lemon Demon

Kind of reminding me I had the BEST taste in 2020-2022 AND I STILL HAVE GOOD TASTE 🤨🤨

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NOW TO ROW ROW ROW MY BOAT OVER THE FALLS,

AND MAYBE WAKE UP FROM MY DRRREAAAAAAMMMM YEAH

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Oml yall prefer pre rat death or post rat death will?

my grandma likes to listen to will wood with me and she asks me to put on the “rat dying” album in reference to icimi and i love that so much

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I SAW THIS ON SPOTIFY 6 DAYS AFTER HE UPLOADRD THEM AUGHHHHHHHHH I LOVE WILL WOOD

Huh, new official Will Wood playlists

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i just gave my poor grandmother a 20 minute explanation of certain will wood songs and their meanings. i think shes displeased

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@thecountandtheraven I don't think there's an age limit to ask questions!

My favourite thing ever about LITWTC is that it sounds completely and utterly bizarre to anyone who doesn't listen to it. What do you mean that music artist I heard on TikTok has a podcast where he and his friend talk about the apocalypse.

Anyways some of my favourite bits are

Tommy Lasagna, a fully Korean man with a thick Brooklyn accent, will own a fast food combination auto repair shop, wherein he'll mix up your order and put burgers on your tires and serve you a fistful of wires instead of fires

Will getting harassed by a ghost prostitute named Mama Doo-Wop for like seven minutes

Chris and Will stopping their car (they were driving around in this episode) and laughing at a decaying house for like five minutes

Will larping as Tom Waits for an entire episode

Leopard Planet is the only band still left in the apocalypse, wherein the lead singer and rhythm guitarist and Rock God, Zap Gorgeous, will have leopard print clothes as they play on top of a leopard pyramid

Will and Chris try getting their Wendy's order and it takes 20 minutes because the Doordash driver kept circling a graveyard

Will will save Jordan Peterson from the manosphere grease pit (where any manosphere person is greased up and tossed into a pit where they have to kill everyone else to survive) and turns him into a parrot-like pet that he listens to for hours on end

Chris Dunne Won't Go To Therapy I/II

ROLL!! THEM!! BONES!!

Bobby Sugarbones dying because the recording program closed and they didn't notice because the laptop had a picture of Chester Cheetah inflation art covering it (this was because Chris was trying to get Will into the kink so they could fuck the podcast, which is a gutter clown with that kink)

"Yes! And–"

Chris and Will spending an entire episode parked in front of a school because Will's car broke down and they were waiting for the repair guy (yes there are two episodes where they're in a car)

The Bug Woman

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My favourite thing ever about LITWTC is that it sounds completely and utterly bizarre to anyone who doesn't listen to it. What do you mean that music artist I heard on TikTok has a podcast where he and his friend talk about the apocalypse.

Anyways some of my favourite bits are

Tommy Lasagna, a fully Korean man with a thick Brooklyn accent, will own a fast food combination auto repair shop, wherein he'll mix up your order and put burgers on your tires and serve you a fistful of wires instead of fires

Will getting harassed by a ghost prostitute named Mama Doo-Wop for like seven minutes

Chris and Will stopping their car (they were driving around in this episode) and laughing at a decaying house for like five minutes

Will larping as Tom Waits for an entire episode

Leopard Planet is the only band still left in the apocalypse, wherein the lead singer and rhythm guitarist and Rock God, Zap Gorgeous, will have leopard print clothes as they play on top of a leopard pyramid

Will and Chris try getting their Wendy's order and it takes 20 minutes because the Doordash driver kept circling a graveyard

Will will save Jordan Peterson from the manosphere grease pit (where any manosphere person is greased up and tossed into a pit where they have to kill everyone else to survive) and turns him into a parrot-like pet that he listens to for hours on end

Chris Dunne Won't Go To Therapy I/II

ROLL!! THEM!! BONES!!

Bobby Sugarbones dying because the recording program closed and they didn't notice because the laptop had a picture of Chester Cheetah inflation art covering it (this was because Chris was trying to get Will into the kink so they could fuck the podcast, which is a gutter clown with that kink)

"Yes! And–"

Chris and Will spending an entire episode parked in front of a school because Will's car broke down and they were waiting for the repair guy (yes there are two episodes where they're in a car)

The Bug Woman

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rip to the person i was before listening to will wood you would have loved will wood

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some of my favs from the button museum website :-)

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Will Wood was right. It’s awful out here, Socrates.

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Again, not a tma post but pls give me attention

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my grandma likes to listen to will wood with me and she asks me to put on the “rat dying” album in reference to icimi and i love that so much

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I need more Will Wood mutuals..... Silly rat guy bait!!!