thepageswitch

[thepageswitch]

i’m having a fucking identity crisis

[thepageswitch]

alfriend is with his m0irail playing with headb0ards and cr0ssb0ws s0unds fun

im 0kay i did my hivew0rk and i had a c0rpse party f0r y0u and y0ur m0irail

i will draw y0ur a picture 0f it

mara is 0kay she g0t b0red and fell asleep 0n c0uch

she very tire

…IT’S NOT – Y’KNOW WHAT, FINE, I’11 1ET IT PASS THIS TIME.

HEY. HOW’RE YOU? A1SO IS YOUR SISTER STI11 A1IVE SHE SORT OF BRB’D AND THEN VANISHED.

[thepageswitch]

m0re lame

even m0re

h0w are y0u

c00l, n1c3.

h0wv5 5ch00lf33d1ng? st1ll 45 fuck1ng l4m3 45 1 r3m3mb3r 1t 631ng??

[thepageswitch]

pat pat

g00d alfriend

NO KISS FROM ME, BUT YOU GET A RESPECTFU1 SHOU1DER PAT. FROM A DISTANCE.

[thepageswitch]

hi cr0tunafriend

i finished my hivew0rk

k155!

[thepageswitch]

charming-annihilation hiccpups crabbymechanic

kiss

[thepageswitch]

ii don’t liike hiim, ii don’t tru2t hiim, and ii thiink he’2 a piiece of 2hiit. 2o no, ii don’t partiicularly want hiim two know where ii liive.

Underst99d. I had a feeling y9u w9uld n9t 6e c9mf9rta6le sharing y9ur c99rdinates with many pe9ple.

[thepageswitch]

no. don’t giive hiim my coord2.

ii’ll make you food.

[thepageswitch]

ii’m gonna kiick your a22 in 2p and 2o hard you’ll feel iit iirl, man. you’re actually the be2t, my protegee. 

al2o thiird per2on ii2 for a22hole2.

I am afraid that unless y9u have suddenly switched t9 speaking in third pers9n, y9u are gravely mistaken. The 9nly ‘6est’ I see here is the psi9nic currently seated next t9 me.

[thepageswitch]

you 2ee, ii can hear you talkiing, and ii can 2ee the word2 on the 2creen, but liike. 2hut up ba2iically? you’re the be2t, iit’2 you.

All it takes t9 6e a g99d student is t9 have a willingness t9 learn. Where as a g99d teacher requires experience, patience, and the a6ility t9 explain things in a way y9ur student can easily understand.

[thepageswitch]

nerd.

you’re 2urprii2iingly ea2y two teach. 2o iit 2tand2 two 2ay you’re a pretty good 2tudent.

thepageswitch replied to your post “Killing z9m6ies is fun.”

you’re gettiing good. proud of you.

Thank y9u very much S9llux! Y9u are a very g99d teacher.

[thepageswitch]

...alriight.

friiend2 iit ii2 then.

thepageswitch replied to your post “I supp9se it is safe t9 make an ann9uncement a69ut this n9w - I am…”

friiend.

Yes, friend. I am fairly sure y9u have earned that title t9day.

[thepageswitch]

Well i’ll be hogswabbled that sure is a mighty army of stars! I am unsure what i’ve done to deserve such a swarm but i feel i’d be quite the tallywacker to refuse a single one! *blows you many kisses and just as many stars in return!*

❣ [Jake to Dirk!]

My sun and sky.

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[thepageswitch]

Hello there dirk! I am absolutely gobsmoddled that things went well for you! *Blows you a kiss*

Mhm! <3

Hello there, Jake.

[thepageswitch]

Am i safe in presuming this means things went well?

[thepageswitch]

....ew.

[thepageswitch]

auspiciouscicatrix

say you have an egg, and you needed to get that egg into a bottle with an opening that is smaller than the egg, but you couldnt break the bottle or the egg. to accomplish this, you have the bottle, the egg, a pack of matches, a bowl of vinegar, and some paper. how do you get the egg in the bottle?