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Soft Michael Palin in Holy Flying Circus :)

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I was trying to take a decent picture of my latest questionable purchase when my dog said "personal space? I do not know her"

Considering Con's a dog person, I guess he'd probably approve

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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

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Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

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Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?

Then about a week into their journey like

Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying

Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst

Legolas:

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Again when people say our protests are doing nothing…..

SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN!! LOOK AT THIS SIZE!! DC TURNED OUT!! (Not my pics since I got them from reddit and I had a burner 🤣)

And it’s NOTHING compared to BOSTON’S!!!!

Again guys….things are grim but they are NOT over yet!!!

Remember! Fascism ONLY WINS IF we let it!!

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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I was in the 8th grade when the first book came out and now I'm in my mid 30s

*Basil Fawlty voice* Clive, please finish your book series before one of us dies

That anxiety of watching Clive Baker age knowing Abarat series has at least two more books and he isn't even tap in. Like *smacks wrist watch* Come on man! I've been wanting to know what happens since high school!!!!

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You unlit candle.

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Boss shit