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A sword dance routine (safe for work)

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"Who gave you eyes like that and said you could keep them?" is an insane line for a love song, Carly Rae Jepsen. Are you Jeepers fucking Creepers?

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very important when people say “mobility aid, health device etc not ruin outfit, still look good look fashionable.” Understand what trying to combat.

But also know it okay if mobility aid not look stylish. If cuffs and monitors and ostomy bags stand out and plain medical colours. If hair not look nice because more comfortable that way, not pain or headaches. If braces show over or under clothes.

Important important know you disabled/chronically ill and beautiful stunning handsome. But also don’t have to be. Don’t have to overperform for anyone else’s comfort. Your health comfort safety more important that appearance. Love y’all.

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how often does it need to happen that you think you see your shixiong only for it to turn out to be your shizun under some sort of illusion or suchlike thing before you start getting paranoid. because mo ran seems perfectly content to live this “a platypus?” lifestyle indefinitely

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dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

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New line of dialog in every horror movie: "There's no cell reception here!"

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hiiii can we talk about the impact being aromantic has on your gender i'd like to talk about the impact being aromantic has on your gender. how much romantic attraction and relationships are essential in establishing yourself as a Real & Proper Wo/Man. like literally throughout my gender journey i would keep mentally updating the hypothetical narrative of my future marriage and it took YEARS until I realized I didn't even want to get married. but sexuality is so fundamental to gender and romance is so fundamental to sexuality. i cannot separate many of my struggles with gender from my inability to make mine coherent through my pursuit of socially acceptable romances

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this pride remember polyamorous people are so fucking cool

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interesting how transmascs & transfems alike think losing weight is the answer to pass as our chosen gender.... almost as if fat people are never Truly afforded a passing gender regardless of trans status. as fat people we are never Truly seen as Men or Women. anyway fuck that notion & if u think u need to lose weight to pass that's the devil talking

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Show of all time.

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[ID: a tag that says "you hope to god his relationship with that blond squirrel is platonic." End ID]

Nothing will ever be as funny to me as doctor who from the masters pov. Your best friend wanders into the woods and befriends a group of squirrels. He decides he will protect that specific tree with his life, even at the cost of your own species. You are the last two humans in the world. You once again try to burn down that fucking tree

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Blocked parried smooched on cheeck

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GOOD EVENING EVERYPONY LONG COVID FINALLY HAS AN OFFICIAL MEDICAL DEFINITION WOOOOO

Not sure why this matters?

It's the first step in creating accurate diagnosis which is critical on researching how to improve recovery outcomes.

You can read more here:

As always, remember to mask up and stay vaccinated.

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petition to shut them up forever (x)

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Wenren E, reading a book about his future: why would I ever want to know someone carnally?? That doesn't sound like me

Wenren E, meeting the person: Oh! Not "know her carnally", "owe her karmicly"! That makes more sense. Dang, this book really does need an editor

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The guy who owns the junkyard a few blocks from here : Hey what the fuck