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gonna be giving elon my allergies. i sure hope he doesn’t run into a fire ant mound and get over 32 bites, sending him into a deserved anaphylactic shock.

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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this is certainly an idea.

i have a silly idea.

i want to try and construct a comprehensive timeline of the disney animated canon for a hypothetical slides night (anthology & animated+live action combobobs might be included. idk yet.) i might end up having too much fun when there is a possible timeline split with all of the animal-focused movies bc yes we may have a rough estimate of when they take place, but i have no clue how they might fit into the human-focused films outside of taking place in roughly the same time period (outside of the obvious ones like dinosaur canonically being first because it has, you know, dinosaurs) :0

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He is the same old fool he was during the election campaign. His cognitive decline is clearly worse, his incompetence and malevolence are unchecked.

This piece of shit is thoroughly unfit to hold public office. He is an absolute disgrace.

Never forget and never forgive the people who voted for this.

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He is the same old fool he was during the election campaign. His cognitive decline is clearly worse, his incompetence and malevolence are unchecked.

This piece of shit is thoroughly unfit to hold public office. He is an absolute disgrace.

Never forget and never forgive the people who voted for this.

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Spread the word.

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Spread the word.

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Spread the word.

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stan wexter for clear skin :D

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

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he had binglets!!!!!!! :D

DID YOU SEE THAT BINGUS HAD BINGLETS!?!?

I WANT TO EAT THOSE BINGLETS OH MY GOD

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SERVICE DOG PSA

So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful but ultimately harmless. My service dog, however, is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizure, and he assumed this was a seizure (were training him to do more to care for me, but we didn’t learn I had epilepsy until a year after we got him)

I went after him after I had dusten off my jeans and my ego, and I found him trying to get the attention of a very annoyed woman. She was swatting him away and telling him to go away. So I feel like I need to make this heads up

If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help

Don’t get scared, don’t get annoyed, follow the dog! If it had been an emergency situation, I could have vomited and choked, I could have hit my head, I could have had so many things happen to me. We’re going to update his training so if the first person doesn’t cooperate, he moves on, but seriously guys. If what’s-his-face could understand that lassie wanted him to go to the well, you can figure out that a dog in a vest proclaiming it a service dog wants you to follow him

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hell yeah! :D

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It's Autumn, which means if I make a Big Pot of Soup it will Fix Everything. No one fact check me on this. We need to let the soup speak for itself.