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I am not the asshole.

I'm only submitting this to prove to SOME PEOPLE that no I'm not the asshole.

Okay, so I [???] am in a Discord server with a bunch of other people. Now, I of course hate everyone else there. No one else in this server, or really ever, could be as good as me. I only talk there because it's the one thing I've figured out how to make this console do.

This one guy specifically [don't care enough about them to remember age or anything, why would I do that] just really hates me. I don't see why, I'm the perfect person, and I have the graphs to prove it. But yeah, he was arguing on and on about how much I suck, and I just needed to do something to shut him up. So, uh, I sent out the drones to burn down his house and break his legs. Then he has the nerve to go on the server and whine about how sad he is about his house or something, dude talk about anything else I'm trying to eat a burger here.

Oh yeah, the burger was really good, drones got it for me on the way home, really good burger. Anyway I had to get him to shut up about the house or whatever it was he was whining about, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention. So I sent out the snipers to try and get him, but no that didn't work either, guess my snipers just suck at shooting things. They killed a lot of people, but I don't care about that, they didn't even get the one person they were trying to get.

And now he's apparently trying to find my house or something to "get revenge", whatever that entails? I doubt that it'd work, though, considering I'm immortal (haven't died yet and also don't deserve to die).

Anyways is he the asshole?

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for some reason i was sending you& an ask but i forget what about but the anon tab was open so. uhhh. jellyfishcore. thoughts on him&?

i am not and will never be in the headspace to discuss jelly because. Yeag. but whatever the fuck she& did it did NOT justify what some of you did to it&

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cant have SHIT in this discord. head in hands

the blacklists are there for a REASON

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honestly i thought they were doing some sort of weird elaborate roleplay bit with the drama and infighting and discourse but yeah no twas legit . mystery to this day

oh my fucking god the server is defending gronky again. jesus fuck

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still not sure how 🐟 even did that lol but yeah. its just so fucking shitty its a dumb fucking situation. i didnt LIKE clowni but like. important part of the ecosystem yk. and i fucking hated 🌉 so its just a bunch of shit people doing shit things to slightly less shitty people

-may (she/her)

oh my fucking god the server is defending gronky again. jesus fuck

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Gronky did nothing wrong, you're just a coward.

what the fuck do you mean do you not remember what happened to clowni

-may (she/her)

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oh my fucking god the server is defending gronky again. jesus fuck

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//ooc post to start. this is a FAKE DISCOURSE BLOG for the WEB OF ELABORATE LIES me and my friends have set up . run by a real system. the dni is also fake. all fake discourse is tagged with unreality. nya //

hi were the kitty paw system :3 discourse heavy

were also known as mod 🐾, any pronouns are fine usually but itd probably be good to veer on the side of caution and use they/them if someones signoff doesnt have it. bodily a minor. strong opinions so dont follow if you cant handle that

dni followers of the ancient wizard im fucking serious

other dni: ppl who genuinely think blood smells/tastes coppery, ppl who misspell lose as loose and vice versa, and all/any pronouns users

~paws (all/any)