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how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want

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no offense @life but can I have a breather… a break… some slack…

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me: i have 3 things to do, but only 1 time

me: i could just pick 1 thing to do

brain: do 0 things

me: why?

brain: You Gotta

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Best advice my 19 year old roommate gave me

“Just give him three days. Wait three days, no texts, no calls, no nothing. Then see if he comes back” “What if I can’t wait three days tho??” “You see the thing is, you keep running back to him and he gets off on it. He knows he’s gonna have you coming back to him. Why not give him three days and make him realize, oh shit it’s serious, I’m really losing her!” “What if he doesn’t even come back?” “Then why would you wanna be with someone that doesn’t want you? Why would you wanna be with someone like that?”

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me taking an exam: ok, focus!

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me: haha why do the female characters on fairly oddparents have tiddies so sharp they could cut through glass

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I am deceased 💀

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new sheets to match my cat

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my boyfriend doesn’t believe that his cat bullies mine

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PETA Is A Joke

I’m sorry, but this is so fucking stupid. PETA is claiming that this is what a sheep looks like after it has been sheared. In case you were wondering, this is what a sheep ACTUALLY looks like after it has been sheared:

And that isn’t some “best case” scenario, believe me, I live in a place that has more sheep than people, and all sheared sheep look like that. It does not hurt the animal at all, aside from perhaps the odd slip with the shears resulting in a minor graze. In fact, shearing sheep is necessary for their wellbeing, because domesticated sheep do not shed their wool like a non domesticated sheep would, which can to them looking like this:

This is Shrek, yes, that is actually his name, notice how you can’t see his legs or face? That’s not good. He is a sheep who escaped his field and went wandering for six years, resulting in a sixty pound fleece. This is actually dangerous because it can cause overheating and if they get on their back the weight stops them from getting up again, they can die from this. PETA really cares about money and attention more than animals.

So yeah, fuck PETA, buy wool…and while you’re at it buy some goddamn honey because the bees need the help.

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me

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Blue is fuckin’ tight.

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if this isnt me

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[person with camera]: charlie, you got the babies?… be nice to the babies, charlie…

[charlie tosses cat baby over the edge]

AAH! CHARLIE!!

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