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Hi, long time no see, we have no comics to post at the moment so we’re bringing you this super awesome srats bodypillow design and if you’re a crazy madman you can save those pictures and order a bodypillow with it on some bodypillow site. It’s a free design but we require proof photos if you actually do it

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Most of those shitposts were requests from my discord server

from 7:40 to the end you can see collab shitposts made on aggie.io also with server people, mainly @sipofchoccymilk @sonno-a-caccia @rowdychickenss 

The images go pretty fast so if you want to read the test on them I recommend pausing the video or something

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에꼬 꼬꼬꼬 꼬 꼬 꼬꼬 꼬꼬꼬꼬꼬 꼬꼬꼬꼬꼮 꼬꼮꼮꼬꼬 꼬꼬꼬!!

엒꼬인더미뤄!!!

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Working hard while I sleep.

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I hate to be that person but if you could listen to my story, I would very much appreciate it.

I’m currently trying to raise enough money so that way I can leave my abusive household and move in with my boyfriend who lives in Argentina. I’ve been beaten, verbally and emotionally abused, and I’ve been constantly threatened to have my things taken away because of me being on my laptop/phone/ps4/etc. I’ve done the things that my parents have asked for. I’ve done everything I could to keep them happy but I just cannot seem to do enough for them. It doesn’t help that they don’t believe in mental illness (despite my mom working for a drug rehab / mental institution) so they don’t believe that I have ‘real’ depression because it’s not like other people’s depression. So they constantly call me lazy and a slob amongst other things.

I feel hopeless. I feel lost and confused. I don’t know what to do anymore and I can’t cope with constantly being the disappointment in my house anymore. I can’t cope with being the bad guy in every situation here. I’ve come close to killing myself many many times because of this abuse that just keeps happening. They treat me like a kid when I’m damn well near 20 years old. I’ve tried talking to them about it but it only gets me in trouble, like I’m the one abusing them. So, I’m trying to flee. I can’t take this situation anymore. Because if I do? I’ll end up killing myself to stop this pain from the family I thought I could trust.

If you could spread this around I would really appreciate it. Please help me. The plane ticket I’m looking at is $1,400 and that’s the cheapest I can find.

Here is my PayPal | Ko-Fi

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sleepy 💤 inspired by/for: @trans-jager

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so for the past month or so at gamestop we’ve been getting prank calls from kids asking if we have big chungus. usually i play along and tell them it’s not out yet but you can preorder it for a thousand dollars or whatever because it makes them happy

anyway yesterday i walk into the back room at the beginning of my shift and see an empty game box with the big chungus box art inserted. like straight up just this exact image

except it was for the 360, not the ps4. inside was a copy of kinect adventures which i don’t think gamestop even sells anymore. i thought it was really funny and i asked my boss why he brought it in but he informed me that it had been there when he opened and had no idea where it came from (we still don’t know)

a couple hours later i had two kids come into the store and ask for big chungus in person. this was a first - previously i’d only received big chungus questions over the phone. it was a fucking miracle that this was happening on the same day a copy of big chungus had inexplicably materialized in the store. so i said “yes actually, one second” and stepped into the back, i could hear the kids gasping with disbelief behind me. i brought out big chungus and they absolutely lost their shit. one of them took a snap of it and was like “YO I’M AT GAMESTOP AND THEY ACTUALLY HAVE BIG CHUNGUS” while the other frantically texted all his friends. it was great, best thing that’s happened at work in weeks. moral of the story is if you work at gamestop, print out a big chungus cover and keep it in the back, you may end up making some kid’s day

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Some people: Pokemon have to have good lore and an interesting naming scheme for me to like them. They can’t just be some stupid, slapped together design! It has to be well thought out and deep.

My dumb ass: I love Whiscash because it’s a catfish with whiskers. That’s why its called Whiscash. It also has a w on his forehead. The w stands for Whiscash :-)

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collection of spiderverse tweets i made after seeing the movie uwu

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karen flirts with the cash register and mr.krabs begs her not to fuck his wife

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who remembers the homestuck cosplayers in the russian ikea catalog

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Reapfield is getting buffed on PTR.

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All six character profiles together, now that they’re all done!

Obrehn Boshti, Erisa Dawntracker, Cosima Mintz, Teal Leader, Bailey and Mya!

And there might be the possibility of one more…