thepigtator - Tumblr blog

[thepigtator]

Listen here you glorified gardening tool. First of all, I work for Director Peace, not you. Don’t think you have any authority over me just because you got to run around in his little body does NOT mean you can tell me to do anything. Know your place. SECONDLY, there has never been a Zooviet Republic. There never WILL be a Zooviet republic. I would never, EVER be part of a republic. What I DID rule, was the Zooviet Union. Learn some manners, then learm some history. Then, AND ONLY THEN, can you refer to me again.

Bloodletter sits silently on the secretary’s desk, eyes shuttered. There’s a soft purple glow underneath the false eyelids for a moment, and then it glances over to the former dictator and picks up the notepad, starting to doodle on it. A soft, easy listening tune floods the space from a slightly parted mouth as the secretary winces a little. 

“Tell me about your Zooviet Republic, since you’re not gonna do any work anyway. I installed the game on your computer, you owe me.”

[thepigtator]

do it more

*bites you*

I tend not to be violent to children, but for you I'm ready to make an exception.

[thepigtator]

Green eyes, small guy, big tow- oh wait... Lots of black and red?

*bites you*

I tend not to be violent to children, but for you I'm ready to make an exception.

[thepigtator]

Do you wanna join the pen club? Just give me your arm so I can put down your ranking. -Whitania

You know, for some reason I'm hesitant to. Can't quite figure out why though...

[thepigtator]

You know that blond twink with the vest? Him and his like.

*bites you*

I tend not to be violent to children, but for you I'm ready to make an exception.

[thepigtator]

Man imagine knowing how to fucking read, couldn’t be me

Hello friend!

New Wither Indexed! Designation: The Keeper

A purple jacketed Wither with strange purple markings over their skin and with a flower blindfold completely hiding their eyes looks up at the ender child, they smile, “Oh hello Sprout! Something up?”

[thepigtator]

Save that fighting spirit for the bourgeoisie. They are our true enemy.

*bites you*

I tend not to be violent to children, but for you I'm ready to make an exception.

[thepigtator]

*bites you*

I tend not to be violent to children, but for you I'm ready to make an exception.