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if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart
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Funny how a little beef between drake and kendrick and suddenly it’s all anyone is talking about and so everyone has just forgotten that young thug is currently in possession of an ancient staff of unknown power
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Remember, being kind is punk rock. Being overly polite due to anxiety is prog rock. A hug is alt rock unless it goes on too long then it's folk rock. Empathy is third wave ska. Being mean, though, is not punk rock. Bc being mean is pop punk
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science professors have the politics that they do bc theyre the freaks that decided to go into academia, NOT because of what they actually study or do. one of my coworkers once 100% unironically told me he doesn't eat any chemicals he can't pronounce. we're organic chemists. our entire job is pronouncing chemicals.
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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after
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every online debate is like “I hate minority groups and think we should make life worse for them” / “but that would make life worse for minority groups 😱” / “yes that is my explicit stated goal” ad infinitum
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coworker: ugh we have to do a back extraction
me: man id love to get my back extracted
coworker: haha right
me: in this one niche horror game the protagonist goes to visit his girlfriend and instead of her in her bed there's just a bloody skull attached to a spine and the cop investigating calls it "death by natural causes" and he's like "natural causes?" and the cop says "can't live without a spine. nothing more natural than that" haha
coworker: oh jesus christ
tutorial fairy: why did you say that
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my mouse keeps shocking me. why are you doing that
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