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Imagine being mean to me online when I’m literally this
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Im probably never going to get to blow up a gas station before I die
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gathers mutuals like Jesus did for the last supper : one of you will block me
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are you a fascinating creature?
Yea LOL They Put Me In Test Tupes And Shit
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Pelagic fauna
Only 4 left!
Designs are open for claims, DM if interested!
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cat photo dump











The smaller one with the pink nose is Wade jr and the big fluffy one with the black nose is Logan
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me desperately clinging to my favorite stuffed animal while my parents argue loudly in their room: itsprobably my fault
my cat speaking telepathically: thats not true! your parents hated each other long before you were born this was inevitable
me: oh...
the spectre that hanuts my livingroom:
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my number one sexual fantasy is getting refined into plastic
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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
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I love making people go away forever #MyBlocklist
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