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Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.

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Well fucks? Get to it!

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so I know I've been offline for absolutely ages but just want to say to any uk transfems who haven't heard it enough from the people in their lives

you are so loved, valued and wanted, and we've got your back. from the tens of thousands of saturday protesters across every identity and generation, from the even greater number who were desperate to be there but couldn't, from the stranger on the train who told us we were fighting the good fight and the millions who quietly feel the same as him. you are at the centre of our communities and we're going to keep shouting about it for as long as we need to.

look after yourself, see your friends, you matter so much.

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struggling to find time to finish this 😩 its almost done i promise

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i too would make out with shauna despite her keeping the knife against my throat

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Fuck it I’m writing a fanfic about Shauna and Melissa but they’re in TLOU universe. I’m gonna seek therapy afterwards.

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and knife to throat makeouts. this is truly the me kicking my legs giggling episode

travis "toxic masculinity" martinez is tearfully nodding when asked if he wants to hold the duck and i am kicking my legs giggling

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travis "toxic masculinity" martinez is tearfully nodding when asked if he wants to hold the duck and i am kicking my legs giggling

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Yellowjackets as The Onion Articles part 3!! :P

Happy Yellowjackets season 3 everybody

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Mari for real giving "been dead since episode 1" vibes this season

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Watching the “you will excel at what you measure” trap devour basic moral practice in real time is fascinating in a terrible kind of way

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all i’m saying is that sometimes you have to bury yourself in the dirt to find who you really are, that when it seems over and dead and gone forever there’ll be a season six waiting. you don’t want to suffocate. you’ve been suffocating for decades.

that sometimes their playground game is your pink-and-blue prison, and you’re not allowed, you’re too young, you’re not allowed, it’s for girls and that’s not specifically the reason you’re not allowed it but why would you want that anyway? just go to bed and we’ll talk about it another time. why aren’t you smiling?

and i found my heart, and i found yours too, carved out and frozen and locked away but it’s there, it’s still there, and it’s not too late, you just have to come with me. you just have to come with me.

i can’t drag you.

you have to be brave enough to look inside.

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reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

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he did ittttt

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bringing the joy of discovery back into my life by buying icecream and then forgetting it’s there

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Fallen London | Revised Bible of the Neath

(when I saw this I was like I have to edit you, sorry)