*talks about u behind ur back but in a supportive way about how cool u are and how much i love u*
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girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you
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*blows a kiss into the forest* for the elves
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real estate agent: so what kind of property are you looking for?
me: a simple cave with fewer goblins than most
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