thepunkmuppet
thepunkmuppet
captain of the innuendo squad
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danny ♱ 18 ♱ he/him ♱ tboy swag currently sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g ♱ number one cordelia chase fan in the known universe i also like the winchesters as well i guess #faggots mostly deranged rants about a vampire show that ended 20 years ago ♱ my ao3! currently writing my long angel rewrite and post-canon destiel fics ^_^ my tiktok! this is where i post my edits, aka my main hobby :3 my insta! where i talk to people and post stupid stories :) ooooh you wanna look at my gifs sooo bad
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thepunkmuppet · 17 hours ago
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Grumpy 😾
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thepunkmuppet · 17 hours ago
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i’m sure this has been done before but the idea made me laugh so i (re)made it anyway
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thepunkmuppet · 17 hours ago
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Don’t ever do that again…
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thepunkmuppet · 17 hours ago
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*Takes long drag of cigarette*
Holy fuck man, just. Holy fuck
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thepunkmuppet · 1 day ago
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his prom date. Brady. Jess. Ruby. do you think Sam put drops of holy water in Amelia’s wine every night, just to make sure? when she got out of bed early, when he woke up and couldn’t feel her by his side, do you think his eyes shot up to the ceiling? did she ever notice the smallest anti possesson sigils engraved into the gifts he gave her? when he had nightmares, were her eyes black, and did he wonder if his prophetic dreams were back? did he obsessively retrace every step he took toward her - hit a dog. drove to a vet. got some work at a motel. her sink was broken. - and wonder if there was no architect behind it?
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thepunkmuppet · 1 day ago
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If they’re not gonna give me Stanford Era I will provide for myself.
and some bonus Jessica’s because I’m just tryna figure out how to draw her atm
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thepunkmuppet · 1 day ago
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Claire as a successful Jo who is a subversion of Jessica who is a mirror to Mary
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thepunkmuppet · 1 day ago
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if the supernatural writers were nice to us we would have had a samwena sex scene where he grasps her clark gable style and pushes her mouth to his like he was a starved man just given food but alas they hate us
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thepunkmuppet · 1 day ago
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Samwena aftercare :)
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thepunkmuppet · 1 day ago
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This mushroom induced epiphany came to me
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thepunkmuppet · 1 day ago
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3x04 || 15x03
↳ "That's my boy."
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thepunkmuppet · 1 day ago
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more delicious and true than blurry wife endgame is Sam, after having lost everyone and everything, willingly deciding to join Rowena in Hell. Fulfilling the destiny the demons originally wanted for him, in a way, except instead of being a puppet boy-king doing the bidding of other cosmic beings he rules as a true king alongside his queen, Rowena
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thepunkmuppet · 2 days ago
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dean and sam have very different dynamics with their evil psychosexual scottish sidekicks
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ID: 1. Waist up of Sam and Rowena standing facing each other. Sam crosses his arms uncomfortably over his chest with hunched shoulders, frowning at Rowena. He says, in the form of a screenshot of an anonymous ask, "I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo." Rowena throws her head back in a laugh, one hand reaching out to bat playfully at Sam's arm and replies, in the form of an answer from @toskarin, "[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that."
2. Waist up of Dean and Crowley sitting at a bar together, Crowley with his elbows on the bar holding a tumbler of whiskey and Dean leaning back with a bottle of beer lifted halfway to his mouth. Crowley looks up at Dean with a weary grin and says, in the form of a screenshot of an anonymous ask, "I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo." Dean laughs around the lip of his bottle, eyes closed, and replies, in the form of an answer from @toskarin, "[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that." /end ID
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thepunkmuppet · 2 days ago
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even unborn, jack always feared his maker
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thepunkmuppet · 2 days ago
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every sam ship with a man is yaoi and every sam ship with a woman is yuri. he is transmasc he is transfem he is a butch he is a they/them femme he is a doll he has had top surgery he takes estrogen daily and samwena no matter what is top quality doomed yuri AMEN.
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thepunkmuppet · 4 days ago
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reporter turned supernatural investigator turned hunter <3
for sapphicnatural week day 5: one episode wonder
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thepunkmuppet · 4 days ago
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sometimes i forget that donna and jody arent actually a couple in canon anyways they’re married now and jody buys donna flowers every sunday
for day 2 of summer spn women week: flowers 💐🌼🌸
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