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Look at the stars, Look how they shine for you, And everything you do, Yeah, they were all yellow. (x)

OC Role Playing Blog 

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-> Roughly 3 years of experience on tumblr

-> AUs, Crossovers, Semi-selective

-> Mulit-verse and Multi-Ship

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So stay determined as you grow, love as you go Think of the kindness that I’ve shared and cherish those who care (x)

OC Role Playing Blog

Home || About || Rules

-> Roughly 3 years of experience on tumblr

-> AUs, Crossovers, Semi-selective

-> Mulit-verse and Multi-Ship

-> Can do one-liners and para replies

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You chose to have loved and lost… The time has come Nowhere to run Answer now for your sins (x)

OC Role Playing Blog

Home || About || Rules

-> Roughly 3 years of experience on tumblr

-> AUs, Crossovers, Semi-selective

-> Mulit-verse and Multi-Ship

-> Can do one-liners and para replies

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thepurplecaller-archived:

//This update is the last straw. I’m sick of using a site that’s so broken and flawed that I need to use an outside source just to make this place functional. I’m leaving this damn site but I’ll keep this blog up as an archive. Other things to note:

If you need me, I’ll be role playing and blogging over at quillsandspells.soup.io and I’ll be posting art and replying to messages over at quillsandspells.deviantart.com

Sorry to go, I just can’t deal with this. It was a blast while it lasted.

WELP That’s it. I’m not dealing with Tumblr and it’s bullshit anymore. I’M LEAVING.

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themanbehindthemessages-archive:

Sites where you can find me;

Deviant Art.Com Soup.io (this will be both my personal and rp blog)

My skype is also available to you guys if you want to continue interacting with me.

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Random Markiplier quotes || Sentence meme

"FLOOF THE HAIR FOR POWER !"

"Love is blind ; I think that's what they say. That's what they say right? Love is something anyway. Love is strong, love is passionate... Love is apparently Candy Crush."

"JESUS BALLS AND ASS COCK!!!!!!!"

"GO AWAY! NOBODY LIKES YOU!"

"It's so peaceful and pretty I think I'm going to vomit."

"Hey lil' mama lemme whisper in ya ear..."

"Instructions not clear, got dick stuck in ghost."

"Oh I'm so boned!/We're boned!"

"Get your mind outta the gutter!"

"So... what about that?"

"Bing-bong! Bring it on!"

"Excuse me? 'SCUSE ME?!"

"AAHHH! IT'S A THINGY!!!"

"Squeeeeeeeeeaaak!"

"O-whoa-K balls? In my face? Did not request balls in my fa-"

"To infini-nope and beyond."

"Can we do it? No we can't! ...Maybe. I don't know, I'm not very committed to this decision, but whatever."

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"

"I want to dance like an epileptic squid on acid."

"F you in the A and have a nice day!"

"SHUT UP NURSE! I KNOW WHAT'S BEST!"

"Holy balls!"

"OH MY NARDS!"

"Oh my God, I am tripping balls right now!" -

"That's seven, now I just need to find one more and then open the door, get on the floor, everybody do the dinosaur!"

"Balls to the wall!"

"I'm back at the red dildo! AGAIN!"

"Stork flies out of your vagina? Isn't that how it works? Just, "BWAKAAAAW!!!" and then all the sudden you had a baby! And a stork. Better feed that stork."

"What rhymes with axe? MORE axe!"

"Fwiffwow!"

"He is going to nibble on your giblets!"

"Don't be nibblin' on my giblets."

"WHEEEERE'S THE BLAAACKSMIIIITH?!?"

"Let me AXE you a question"

"I mean what's there to know? Comes out of the vagina like WHOOM BANG! Suddenly you got a baby!"

"So its da puun run!"

"SHUT UP, I'M HAVING A ROMANTIC SITUATION WITH A DINOSAUR! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!"

"EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR!"

"HAAA-BERSKY"

"I dunno if that's Masky or not but i'm just gonna call him the Lil' Douchebag!"

"No, thank you! I don't want any!"

"Shut up, nurse! I'm a doctor, of course I know what is best!"

"Ding-dong, damn it!"

"Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why...? So many times I ask this question... why?"

"Nope, nope, nope, nope"

"HEY SLENDY! YOU'RE AN A-HOLE! YOU'RE AN ASS!"

"Little piggy, no no! Little piggy, go home!"

"I'm just the greatest! And the smartest, the bravest, and the handsomest!"

"Helloooo, baaaayby! How YOU doin'?"

"Let's just nope off to Fuckthatville!"

"To be or not to F*CK OFF!"

"Hello? Anyone else want to dance? ...I'm great at the tango! ...And the macarena!"

"WHERE THE F*CK IS JOHN KEITH?"

"Why are there nipple penises?"

"You sunuva bitch"

"YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!"

"I knew they would stab me in the back... I'll just have to stab them in the back... I'll stab them in the butt... That's what I'll do..."

"Thor! I told thee to calm thine tits! Thine tits are very rambunctious."

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WELP That’s it. I’m not dealing with Tumblr and it’s bullshit anymore. I’M LEAVING.

//This update is the last straw. I’m sick of using a site that’s so broken and flawed that I need to use an outside source just to make this place functional. I’m leaving this damn site but I’ll keep this blog up as an archive. Other things to note:

The queue is still has some things in it so this blog will be ‘active’ for a few days.

I’ll be checking tumblr for messages in case some of you still want to reach out to me. I’ll stop checking by Sunday.

I’m setting up over at my new soup page. It’ll take a few days to get everything up and running there though.

Sorry to go, I just can’t deal with this. It was a blast while it lasted.

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foronceimactuallyinnocent:

                                               ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃᶰ ᵏᶰᵒᶜᵏ ᵐᵉ ᵃʳᵒᵘᶰᵈ ᵃˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃᶰᵗ˒                                         But I’ll hit back TWICE AS HARD.

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☆

Send a ✰ and my character will tell you-

How they’d seduce/flirt with your character: You’re asking the wrong person, buddy, I don’t know shit about seducing. The great thing about the height difference between these two is that it makes it super easy for Phoenix to sneak in kisses on Josh’s neck. In addition to that, Phoenix occasional places a hand on Josh’s thigh during movie night cuddling.What kinks they’d try with your character: Josh is really new to a lot of this, I highly doubt that Phoenix will try to push things by introducing kinks and such.Whether they’d dominate or submit for your character: Let’s not kid ourselves, Phoenix would dominate Josh.Whether they’d have rough or gentle sex with them: Relativity gentle. Once again, Josh is new to this sort of thing so Phoenix makes an effort to go easy on him.How they’d comfort them afterwards: I imagine it’s a lot of cuddling, relaxing, and commenting how good Josh was.What they’d make your character for breakfast the morning after: Are we assuming that Phoenix for once wakes up before Josh? Someone call the presses! He’s probably going to make Josh some eggs and bacon, tbh. Maybe some toast too. Definitely coffee.If they’d brag about if or keep quiet: Phoenix would keep quiet about it but for the next twenty-four hours or so, he’s going to be quietly pleased as punch over this.If they’d do it again~: Oh yeah, definitely.

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phantomseifu:

                            It’s kinda ｓｃａｒｙ how much people ｔｒｕｓｔ me

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themanbehindthemessages:

“Oh jeeze, th-that’s uh– that’s alot of k-kids to d-deal w-with.” Josh nodded. “U-Umm my d-day off was g-good, th-there was a Law and Order m-marathon g-going on t-today s-so  that’s what I d-did for most of today. I-It ended b-before you c-came back. Nothing r-really uh… really interesting, i-it was just re-runs honestly.”

“Y-yeah, so many that we, uh, we had to get Fritz to help out.” Phoenix chuckled a bit as he thought back to the mechanic frantically trying to help Luna with the kids. At least it was entertaining. He offered the blue bowl back to Josh. “Sounds...sounds like y-you had a relaxing day home t-than.”

Today was the day, there was absolutely no going back on this. At least he hope he could keep that promise in his head as the Law and Order episode ended. He glanced at the clock; 5:30pm. It won't be long until Phoenix comes home and prepare for another movie night. Josh took a deep breath before putting his hand in his pocket and pulled out a tiny black box, glancing at it for a few seconds before putting it back and getting up to put the movie in.

Phoenix was never really one to rush coming home. The whole point of a work day ending was to give some time to relax and unwind until the beginning of a new work day. However, he made exceptions for movie nights. By 5:32pm, he walked through the front door with a loud, “H-hey, I’m home.”

After taking off his tie and rolling his sleeves, Phoenix practically made a beeline to his usual spot on the couch, “What, uh, what movie are we watching today?”

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Phosh

Send me a ship and I will answer the weird questions:

Who puts up the holiday decorations? Josh. He handles most of the decorations for various holidays and special events.

Who eats the others uneaten pizza crusts?
 Phoenix because Josh isn’t going to finish it anyways so why let it go to waste?

Who always forgets to pick up their wet towels in the bathroom? Phoenix who often claims he’ll pick it up later but we all know he won’t.

Who talks smack while playing video games? Phoenix which I imagine is to make up for the fact that he sucks at playing video games and nearly always loses to Josh.

Who watches Jeopardy and calls out the answers? Josh, probably. He likes to see how much he knows, which always turns out to be a lot.

Who is more likely to cry over a sad book or movie? It rarely happens that he cries over a sad piece media but Josh is certainly more moved over these sad books and movies than Phoenix ever is.

Who sings along with the radio? Josh but only if he’s alone.

Who falls asleep on the other? Both, actually. They are just super tired all the time, the dorks

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Silver

Silver: How are you not famous for your writing? O_O

//It’s probably because I’m terrible at marketing myself, therefore little to no one knows about my writings. Plus, I don’t know if my writing is actually good enough to be famous.

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rpmememaker:

How they’d seduce/flirt with your character

What kinks they’d try with your character

Whether they’d dominate or submit for your character

Whether they’d have rough or gentle sex with them

How they’d comfort them afterwards

What they’d make your character for breakfast the morning after

If they’d brag about if or keep quiet

If they’d do it again~

Send a ✰ and my character will tell you-

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illogicalvoid:

Urg stull so floof

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patriotiism:

Send me a ship and I will answer the weird questions:

Who puts up the holiday decorations?

Who eats the others uneaten pizza crusts?

Who always forgets to pick up their wet towels in the bathroom?

Who talks smack while playing video games?

Who watches Jeopardy and calls out the answers?

Who is more likely to cry over a sad book or movie?

Who sings along with the radio?

Who falls asleep on the other?

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themanbehindthemessages:

“Y-Yeah. I-I thought…thought that you w-would l-like th-that selection f-for tonight.” Josh replied with a smile picking emptying the bag of popcorn with extra butter into a navy blue bowl. He picked it up walking towards the couch and took his spot beside Phoenix handing the shorter man the bowl. He once again put his pocket where the black box was, and left it there for a few moment. “S-So, h-how was w-work t-today?”

Phoenix took the bowl with a small, “thanks” and popped a couple of the pieces of popcorn into his mouth. After a handful or two of popcorn, he recounted his generally average day, “It uh…it was alright. Very busy. S-some kid was having a birthday party a-and invited their whole fucking s-summer camp. Luna m-mostly dealt with it, thankfully.”

He hand another couple of pieces of the snack before asking, “How…how was your day off?”

Today was the day, there was absolutely no going back on this. At least he hope he could keep that promise in his head as the Law and Order episode ended. He glanced at the clock; 5:30pm. It won't be long until Phoenix comes home and prepare for another movie night. Josh took a deep breath before putting his hand in his pocket and pulled out a tiny black box, glancing at it for a few seconds before putting it back and getting up to put the movie in.

Phoenix was never really one to rush coming home. The whole point of a work day ending was to give some time to relax and unwind until the beginning of a new work day. However, he made exceptions for movie nights. By 5:32pm, he walked through the front door with a loud, “H-hey, I’m home.”

After taking off his tie and rolling his sleeves, Phoenix practically made a beeline to his usual spot on the couch, “What, uh, what movie are we watching today?”