thequestionableking

[thequestionableking]

'Ey, quit bullshitting my kid, Xirunafer.

DAD! GO AWAY!

Fine, fine, I'm leaving.

My father told me you know about shadow magic... so here I am. Hi, I'm Raven.

- @the-raven-anti-hero

I know FAR more than Shadow Magic, my child. I know it ALL. All of the magic. All of it. Down to the last incantation. My question, child, is what you expect to gain? The left-hand path reaps dark rewards, after all, but you must be prepared for the consequences of your sins.

[thequestionableking]

"Convenience. I'll make a new one."

Here's a box 🎁 50/50 chance it will explode with glitter or sex pollen stolen from Poison Ivy in 3...2...

What even...

The box explodes and Eleanor coughs from the sudden wave of pollen to the face

Ugh... I feel strange now

[thequestionableking]

"Not enough."

[CRRUNCH.]

Here's a box 🎁 50/50 chance it will explode with glitter or sex pollen stolen from Poison Ivy in 3...2...

What even...

The box explodes and Eleanor coughs from the sudden wave of pollen to the face

Ugh... I feel strange now

[thequestionableking]

"Teleporting Raven drains my iron levels."

Here's a box 🎁 50/50 chance it will explode with glitter or sex pollen stolen from Poison Ivy in 3...2...

What even...

The box explodes and Eleanor coughs from the sudden wave of pollen to the face

Ugh... I feel strange now

[thequestionableking]

"SoRRy."

[A growling voice rumbled from the dark. The man she'd seen with Raven earlier towered in the dark, the lamppost halfway devoured in his hands.]

Here's a box 🎁 50/50 chance it will explode with glitter or sex pollen stolen from Poison Ivy in 3...2...

What even...

The box explodes and Eleanor coughs from the sudden wave of pollen to the face

Ugh... I feel strange now

[thequestionableking]

//I saw requests open!! Hate to be what the comment was on that post lol but could I pls request oilrose? I’m not picky with scenarios I just wanna see em :3

That or Juzi if u don’t wanna do oilrose/want smth different!

MANA(mod): Again, concept art, I’ll color this on a later date. I think..this is literally the only ask I’ve ever gotten about oilrose.

[thequestionableking]

//my main, btw.

What do you know about JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE?

Part 2 is peak. My mom never let me read it, but once I ascended I went through it all. Joseph Joestar is honestly my favorite. Watched the anime, too.

Also, by all technicalities, I AM... in a sense... the stand of Xirunafer. My last name was from an artist. Duran Duran? Duran. Doran. You get it?

[thequestionableking]

I didn't see he could best you, im just saying put some respect on his name.

Man, I love being an apex predator. I can hunt prey no mortal man dare hunt like it's nothing. I could eat a cyclops!

[thequestionableking]

You've never seen Absolute Poseidon, have you?

Man, I love being an apex predator. I can hunt prey no mortal man dare hunt like it's nothing. I could eat a cyclops!

[thequestionableking]

Ay, remember who you're talking about. Poseidon is pretty goddamn powerful.

Man, I love being an apex predator. I can hunt prey no mortal man dare hunt like it's nothing. I could eat a cyclops!

[thequestionableking]

[She snapped to sobriety]

None of that drunkard nonsense. It makes me sick.

[Ren walked into the bar, preparing to get sopping drunk, when she noticed a familiar black feathered cloak sitting at the bar]

- @the-raven-of-gotham

She looked up at the girl before sitting on the opposite side of the bar, ordering three shots at once, chugging each one.

[thequestionableking]

[She felt her own body freeze]

Yes?

[Ren walked into the bar, preparing to get sopping drunk, when she noticed a familiar black feathered cloak sitting at the bar]

- @the-raven-of-gotham

She looked up at the girl before sitting on the opposite side of the bar, ordering three shots at once, chugging each one.

[thequestionableking]

[She blinked. He was gone. The street and club were normal again.]

[Ren walked into the bar, preparing to get sopping drunk, when she noticed a familiar black feathered cloak sitting at the bar]

- @the-raven-of-gotham

She looked up at the girl before sitting on the opposite side of the bar, ordering three shots at once, chugging each one.

[thequestionableking]

[His hand reached out. She felt it push into her skull]

"Okay.."

[Ren walked into the bar, preparing to get sopping drunk, when she noticed a familiar black feathered cloak sitting at the bar]

- @the-raven-of-gotham

She looked up at the girl before sitting on the opposite side of the bar, ordering three shots at once, chugging each one.

[thequestionableking]

"I need to warn you, if I do this, you'll need to drink a lot more to get drunk. Even then, it won't be as effective."

[Ren walked into the bar, preparing to get sopping drunk, when she noticed a familiar black feathered cloak sitting at the bar]

- @the-raven-of-gotham

She looked up at the girl before sitting on the opposite side of the bar, ordering three shots at once, chugging each one.

[thequestionableking]

[He spun around]

"Who the hell else would it be??"

[He walked over]

[Ren walked into the bar, preparing to get sopping drunk, when she noticed a familiar black feathered cloak sitting at the bar]

- @the-raven-of-gotham

She looked up at the girl before sitting on the opposite side of the bar, ordering three shots at once, chugging each one.

[thequestionableking]

[The sound of a metal coin moving between skeletal fingers rung out. A raspy voice spoke to her from all directions.]

"I have... reconsidered."

[Ren walked into the bar, preparing to get sopping drunk, when she noticed a familiar black feathered cloak sitting at the bar]

- @the-raven-of-gotham

She looked up at the girl before sitting on the opposite side of the bar, ordering three shots at once, chugging each one.