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look at the difference. i dont even have to say it
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i'm never drinking orange juice again fuck florida
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I am shocked, disappointed, and angry. I am embarrassed for the United States. We just witnessed the election of the least-ever qualified presidential candidate over the most-ever qualified.
Above all, I am heart sick. Not so much about Trump, but about what it says for Americans. I feel deceived by the amount of hate and fear that drove this election because so few saw it. I feared it but denied its real possibility of fruition.
To the supporters and bigots, thanks a fucking lot. To the no-shows, fuck you. Just fuck your lazy ass. To the idealistic shits who voted third party to prove a point, fuck you and I hope you are tormented by your choice.
To the world: I apologize for this mess.
The bitterness I feel today is sickening and consuming.
Part of me wants to scream and retaliate… but to do that will place me squarely among those I despise. There will be work ahead. But today I mourn.
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first black president being followed directly after by first president in a while openly supported by the kkk is directly related. the evil and hate in this country runs deeper than people were willing to accept and shit i just.. i dont have it in me to say anything. someone else has the words and can say it better. we’re fucked and we gotta organize and stick together through this hell and all that. something something.
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Saying “don’t be sad” or “some people have it worse” to a sad person
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I found an existential crisis in the comment section.
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You know you’ve lost your mind when you start conducting to rap music
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share the toolman and the next 20 seconds of your life will be pretty decent
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Every vagina is PERFECT and beautiful in their own way
Anyone who disagrees can fight me
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canada’s pride and joy is a doughnut shop named after and founded by a hockey player in the 1960s
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the signs as internet typing styles
aries: all lowercase very moody
taurus: tends to start aCCELERATING IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR SPEECH,, USES LOTS OF COMMAS,,,
gemini: also all lowercase very moody and uses '2' as an abbreviation
cancer: LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCEKRS TODAY YOURE GONNA LEARN ABOUT SOME DUMB THING LIKE MUG BROWNIES
leo: uses the :3 emoticon
virgo: Those People Who Dont Know What A Proper Noun Is
libra: L33TSP34K
scorpio: Those smug bastards who type like this and are reeeally condescending hun(:
sagittarius: Uses proper spelling and syntax but no periods
capricorn: InVaDeR ZiM Is So RaNdOm xD
aquarius: when people type and you can just hear their accent over the words. wanna go to cheeky nandos, bloke, ya a complete madman
pisces: Exclamation points!!!!!!!!!
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