theramblingbard
theramblingbard
In Honor and Service
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she/herTransfemme Cryptid Bard & Jousting KnightVariety Creator, Cosplayer, and TravelerPolyam, Sapphic-BisexualNeurodivergent
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theramblingbard · 4 months ago
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like what the fuck i'm not even regular horny i'm just like. some kind of weird estrogen horny where i need to swear fealty to someone. what is happening
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theramblingbard · 4 months ago
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Anyway, daily reminder from a culturally isolated Romani person.
Gypsy does not mean wanderer.
It literally means ‘people from egypt’ or similar, as europeans believed Romani people were from Egypt. It has become known similar to nomad due to how our ancestors have been forced to be nomadic due to racism and ostracization, but it is a SLUR.
Romani people are STILL being forcibly sterilized.
Romani people are STILL being forced into ghettos.
Romani people are still facing violence and danger in countless European countries- and recently, I’ve seen the beginnings of the extremes in the United States.
Have a little fucking respect and DON’T USE A SLUR THAT’S BEEN USED FOR CENTURIES AGAINST US.
And for the love of whatever’s up there, ESPECIALLY do not use it to describe your witchcraft. It is playing on the ‘magic gypsy’ trope, and is EXTREMELY insulting.
non romani people, please reblog this.
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theramblingbard · 7 months ago
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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
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theramblingbard · 7 months ago
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theramblingbard · 7 months ago
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theramblingbard · 8 months ago
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Extremely Untrustworthy Tea: The Vast and The Lonely
I decided to re-do these two because the originals weren’t vibin with me.
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theramblingbard · 9 months ago
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the angel staying over at my house asked for a nightlight in their room and i told them buddy, don't you produce your own light? what're you gonna do with more? and they said they wanted to see why people like it so much. and also that the nightlight i own is blue and they're been trying to understand color. anyways i think they've stared at it for an hour now
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theramblingbard · 9 months ago
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Bro, my unyielding loyalty towards you is totally normal and healthy, I swear. It's just that it's definitely my duty to rip out your enemies throats with my bare teeth. You are the love of my life and I am your most valuable tool. Each night, I fantasize about dying in your arms, covered in blood, and then I close my eyes one final time, satisfied because I can feel your fingers on my face as I take my last breath. Haha anyways
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theramblingbard · 9 months ago
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theramblingbard · 9 months ago
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They really hate being called 'weird,' huh?
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theramblingbard · 9 months ago
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I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES
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theramblingbard · 9 months ago
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Oh, she was thisclose to calling him something very impolite. 😂
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theramblingbard · 9 months ago
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you are not a wasteland you just need ibuprofen and a hot bath and a shower and a nutritious meal and some water and some fresh air and to do something productive and to do something creative and to do something that takes physical exertion and to do something social
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theramblingbard · 9 months ago
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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
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theramblingbard · 10 months ago
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that one scene in httyd but make it griddlehark reunion
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theramblingbard · 10 months ago
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just finished harrow the ninth and i feel sick but i fucking love ianthe
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theramblingbard · 10 months ago
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PSA: if you describe your sexy demons as "smelling sulphurous/like brimstone," that's not just vague mystical words.
Those are real smells.
They smell like farts.
Please know this. I'm begging you.
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