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*Muldoon.exe has stopped working*

*would you like to reboot?*

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See? They may poof at one another a lot and squeak/squawk at each other. But at the end of the day there is happy snuggles.

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“Nope, so far this is far too amusing to break up.”

Kartoon12 asked if Squeaks the Dilophosaur wont get jealous of her new sibling. Naw. Dont worry you two poofles. Gruncle Muldoon is there for you both. (But that doesnt mean he wont watch this little poof-fight first)

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“I’ll take something small and feathery any day over whatever they created in the lab.”

I am sure Muldoon knows Dinosaurs are no reptiles. Hes just heated. (note: no. I dont blame JP/JW for not having feathery raptors. I blame Wu and the fact those dinosaurs are all halfway FROGS) (also sorry for second upload. tumblr screwed up first time )

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“She will grow into it.”

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Clair: here we see the wild Game Warden in his natural habitat. Muldoon: This aint funny, Mrs Dearing. Clair: You can clearly see the viciousness in this specimens eye as it is taking down its prey. Muldoon: does the rest of staff know you installed a motion sensor camera in the kitchen? Clair: I told Owen, but not before I caught him nicking my joghurt from the fridge. Muldoon: Priorities.

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“Oh, look, the perfect facehugger.”

Samhiisi wished for a Bat x Kraken a nice glowy flying tentapuss. matching october

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“Sorry, Ms. Dearing, but the liquor is in my contract.”

Full size easier to read version here: http://orig15.deviantart.net/eab2/f/2015/285/9/d/035_by_jamew85-d9cw5xg.png (Muldoons hat is very very loyal and would never leave him just to abide some silly law of gravity.)

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(why do i like it so much to just draw Muldoon make faces? And yes i need more dilophosaurs on this blog)

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“That doesn’t seem so scary.” He then wonders how quickly he’ll be eating his words.

its so fluffeeeeeeh I love that DINOFUZZ is a scientific term.

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Grunkle Muldoon like to tell vewy cweepy stories. Like the one of the Lawyers ghost. Old lady Rexies favorite must be the one of the phantom spino. He never explains though how he survived. And the girls are sure that this story must be extracreepy. If you havent read elektronx “clever girls” yet, make sure to do so. They are incredibly adorable!

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(SOMEONE PLEASE DO THIS I NEED THIS WHY ISN’T THE FANDOM ALL OVER THIS

*c’mon A MAN IN UNIFORM SINCE WHEN DO PEOPLE PASS THAT UP*)

I want someone to draw Owen in his Navy uniform!! (/.\) I would but I'm bad at drawing.

WILL SOMEONE DO THIS PLEASE AND THANK YOU 

I can pay you back in compliments, metaphorical high fives, and promises to buy you starbucks if we ever meet

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My moms family-dog is pretty afraid of thunder…. Daddy save me from that loud monster! “I am afraid I cant shoot thunder, Squeaks.”

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“Heh, that short arm joke just wrote itself, didn’t it?”

Getting ready for a new day in the park, keep those fangs shiny!

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I like to imagine that after the showdown, the old lady first went to do some windowshopping before vanishing into the forest. Maybe she bought that cute pair of wooly clawwarmers. She surely deserved it.

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cheetahtrout:

(oh, HI, MULDOON. Nice to see you less dead.) Since foxes do it, I figured why not raptors too.

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cheetahtrout:

Good venomous girl. (I might or might not be writing a JP crossover crackfic for my own amusement, in wich Muldoon survived and adopted the dilophosaur that ate nedry. he might call it Squeaks. MAYBE!)

(I HAVE A MIGHT NEED FOR THIS FIC)