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Suspiciously oven-shaped Steve:

God, this thing took over my entire day. It’s far from perfect, I might touch up the paint job later, but I do actually want to to other things today.

I knew the Bigtop Burger hyperfixation was going to get resurrected the moment a new episode released, but I did not anticipate that manifesting in making an entire sculpture in basically one sitting.

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Here is the complete image!!! I drew it so fast omG... Travis was always my fav and the new layers to his character were *muack* chef's kiss

I HAD TO!1!!1!! IT WAS TOO COOL NOT TO!!!1!!1

The ending was so good :'U BUT I WON'T DISCUSS NO SPOILERS GO READ THE WEBCOMIC AT @violainebriat OR AT WEBTOON OR INSTA OR WHATEVS

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I HAD TO!1!!1!! IT WAS TOO COOL NOT TO!!!1!!1

The ending was so good :'U BUT I WON'T DISCUSS NO SPOILERS GO READ THE WEBCOMIC AT @violainebriat OR AT WEBTOON OR INSTA OR WHATEVS

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it was not on wheat...

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youtube

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Could someone please tell me if those accounts asking for money for the people in Gaza are legit? I always get spammed with anonymous questions asking for donations, but I don't want to promote those in case it's a scam... If I want to promote donations for the people and families that suffer from war and end up giving money to shameless pleople who take advantage of this horrible situation I wouldn't be able to forgive myself, but also if those accounts are real I'd be as equally sad because I've been ignoring them o_O

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I LOVE YOU ILLUSTRATOR

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I love Pizza Tower... So much... *sobs*

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idk if it's just me but i'm glad that the majority of people outside of here believe tumblr is a dead site because like i've been here for 13 years and like this is my house??? i don't need thousands upon thousands of people flocking here it'd be like inviting chimps to a house party total fucking carnage

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Hey, if you do crafts (especially things like crochet, knitting, embroidery, etc), make sure to look up how to identify when a listing is AI generated. You do NOT want to waste money on an incredible looking kit or pattern that is physically impossible to make, especially if you're on sites like etsy hoping to support an actual artist.

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TUMBLR 101: a helpful guide for tiktok refugees

are YOU a former tiktok user trying to learn how to use tumblr to fill the void the american tiktok ban is leaving in your soul? here are some things you should know, from someone who’s going on their eighth year on this hellsite:

1. you can say anything on here. gone are the days of having to use words like “unalive” and “seggs.” murder! kill! sex! fuck! speak your mind!

2. there is a community for you on here. regardless of what you’re into or however small the fandom is, you have a place here. at least one other person will have heard of your weird obscure interest. strike up a conversation!

3. followers don’t matter. tumblr is one of the last remaining social media sites in which your number of followers means absolute jack shit. this can be disorienting at first, but once you lean into the fact that everyone on this website is equal, it’s very freeing. clout means nothing here.

4. similarly, you can post at any time. while tiktok has an algorithm that favors certain times, tumblr has no such algorithm. post whatever you want, whenever you want. every post has virtually the same chance at getting notes, regardless of when it is posted.

5. tags can have spaces between the words! this one is very exciting. tags can be a whole sentence. you can also use the tags to comment on someone’s post without actually adding onto the physical post itself (which is sometimes frowned upon and called “derailing” if you use this feature to bring up a completely different point other than the one that’s being made on the original post).

TL;DR: speak your mind, find your place, followers don’t matter, post anytime, have fun with tags!! tumblr is a wonderful site used to share things you’re excited about. be patient with yourself as you’re learning and have fun!

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I have a complicated relationship with the concept of microlabels and more specifically aspec microlabels, because on one hand I have nothing against people who want to use a term that more closely describes their experiences it's literally none of my business good for them etc. but on the other hand I do think that sometimes people feel pushed to use microlabels because there are sooo many misconceptions about what asexuality and aromanticism actually are. so for example people who are just discovering their identity will try to connect with other aspecs, realize their experiences don't fully match every other aspec's experiences and get insecure, and that leads to interactions like "is it normal that I'm aromantic but I like shipping and romcoms?" "that actually means you're aegoromantic!" like it doesn't have to! it literally doesn't have to you don't have to identify as aego you can just call yourself aromantic! I feel like it would be way more productive to put effort into dispelling the idea that there's a 'proper' way to be asexual/aromantic instead of creating a microlabel for every experience that doesn't match common stereotypes.

and I'm gonna talk about asexuality specifically here because asexuality is still talked about so much more often (sorry to the aroallo warriors out there) but we've, and I can only assume this is a consequence of the stupid fucking ace discourse, internalized this weird idea that anyone who doesn't 100% fit into the category of 'never felt sexual attraction ever + no libido + sex-repulsed + never even THINKS about sex' either needs to use a microlabel or maybe even isn't really asexual. I've genuinely seen people ask "can I be asexual if I masturbate" "can I be asexual if I think this fictional character is hot" like YES? YES OBVIOUSLY? who is making you feel like you can't call yourself asexual point them out in the crowd for me tell me their name and their home address.

not to mention the fringe group of idiots (and I'll be real it's mostly weirdo terfs saying this shit) who are like "ohhh I feel bad for the REAL asexuals IF they even EXIST because these STRAIGHT people who don't put out on the first date are HIJACKING their community" which pisses me off so bad every time I see it. who the fuck are you to speak for me? keep your forked tongue behind your teeth etc etc.

like idk! people are totally allowed to call themselves aceflux and quoiromantic and fray and litho and whatever they want, but they should never feel like they have to! and it's become abundantly clear that some are being made to feel like they have to.

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A Bug’s Life, 1998

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I have like, 4 Marcille doodles that will never see the light of day... Tumblr day... Tumblr light of day¿ Whatevs

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I REALLY LOVED THIS AAA

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SORRY I CAN'T TRANSLATE THIS IT WOULD MAKE NO SENSE