therealbillybutcher

[therealbillybutcher]

(Turns into a bird and perches on head)

You've piqued me interest. What type a bird would ya be?

[therealbillybutcher]

woah dude

??? "Woah", what?

[therealbillybutcher]

Id work the lighthouse. Glad you're gonna rest.

Hiiiii, I’m *sick* as a dog with a horrible summer cold but somehow also still working too much… :( and I miss you! How are you? Also if you could live on an island away from everything with reasonable comforts (like no internet, no tv, no amazon, or anything, but basic hot water and basic electricity) would you?

Aww, mate! That's shite. You'll never heal if ya dont rest. But I digress... I often think about runnin' off to a lighthouse. I think id do just fine, to be honest.

[therealbillybutcher]

I reckon a good couple o' days oughta do ya some good, yeah?

A lighthouse would be a divine retirement... ya know. Once all the supes are gone.

Hiiiii, I’m *sick* as a dog with a horrible summer cold but somehow also still working too much… :( and I miss you! How are you? Also if you could live on an island away from everything with reasonable comforts (like no internet, no tv, no amazon, or anything, but basic hot water and basic electricity) would you?

Aww, mate! That's shite. You'll never heal if ya dont rest. But I digress... I often think about runnin' off to a lighthouse. I think id do just fine, to be honest.

[therealbillybutcher]

Heh. Same.

Tell me something normal please. I have spent my entire day discussing the nature of reality and New Scientist quantum mechanics articles with ChatGPT and now I'm wondering if we do live in a simulation but it just runs in our brains and reality is not the same for anyone

All polar bears are left-handed.

[therealbillybutcher]

He's a beaut.

Tell me something normal please. I have spent my entire day discussing the nature of reality and New Scientist quantum mechanics articles with ChatGPT and now I'm wondering if we do live in a simulation but it just runs in our brains and reality is not the same for anyone

All polar bears are left-handed.

[therealbillybutcher]

You could teach children how to make a cup of tea correctly.

Tedious, for no reason.

[therealbillybutcher]

Hiiiii, I’m *sick* as a dog with a horrible summer cold but somehow also still working too much… :( and I miss you! How are you? Also if you could live on an island away from everything with reasonable comforts (like no internet, no tv, no amazon, or anything, but basic hot water and basic electricity) would you?

Aww, mate! That's shite. You'll never heal if ya dont rest. But I digress... I often think about runnin' off to a lighthouse. I think id do just fine, to be honest.

[therealbillybutcher]

Tell me something normal please. I have spent my entire day discussing the nature of reality and New Scientist quantum mechanics articles with ChatGPT and now I'm wondering if we do live in a simulation but it just runs in our brains and reality is not the same for anyone

All polar bears are left-handed.

[therealbillybutcher]

/ooc What is your favorite comic storyline?

Ultimate X Men.

[therealbillybutcher]

Im gonna make my boyfriend cosplay as you

Good choice, honestly.

[therealbillybutcher]

How did you train Terror to (how do I put this politely) fuck on command?

Natural, raw talent mostly.

[therealbillybutcher]

Well… that would be you, right?

Last time I checked... he didn't want anythin' to do with me, mate.

[therealbillybutcher]

Where's Ryan?

That's probably a question for his dad, no?

[therealbillybutcher]

Im everywhere, mate...

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdDPTCam/

type of shit teacher!butcher would have to deal with 😭😭

I LOVE IT

i fully forgot about teacher!butcher

at the end of the year, all his class give him gifts and he acts to you and the rest of the faculty that they’re cute but he doesn’t need them- ofc, you know deep down how much every single thing means to him. pours a glass of whiskey on the first evening school is closed and reads every card, smiling at every drawing of him a million times bigger than all his students

[therealbillybutcher]

Me? A bloody teacher? Now there's a concept... who in their right minds would leave their children with me, aye? And what bleedin' subject would I even teach?

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdDPTCam/

type of shit teacher!butcher would have to deal with 😭😭

I LOVE IT

i fully forgot about teacher!butcher

at the end of the year, all his class give him gifts and he acts to you and the rest of the faculty that they’re cute but he doesn’t need them- ofc, you know deep down how much every single thing means to him. pours a glass of whiskey on the first evening school is closed and reads every card, smiling at every drawing of him a million times bigger than all his students

[therealbillybutcher]

Do you prefer colder weather than?

I do. I'd rather shiver over sweatin' any day. I used to enjoy the sun... but only while fishin'. Hard to sail in the ice.