therealbojack

[therealbojack]

Addressing the rumors

Hello. I'm Bojack. Horseman, obviously.

I just want to let you all know I am not a homophobe. I have friends who are gay. Can MTV please stop saying I'm a 'hater' and a 'boomer'? Thanks.

It’s pride month, Bojack.

You know what that means.

It means all my favorite restaurants are going to shove rainbows down my throat. I like rainbows but I don't want them with my tacos.

[therealbojack]

Princess Carolyn, what are you doing?! This is a real downgrade.

[therealbojack]

It’s pride month, Bojack.

You know what that means.

It means all my favorite restaurants are going to shove rainbows down my throat. I like rainbows but I don't want them with my tacos.

[therealbojack]

How do you feel after the New Mexico incident and what were you doing during your trip there ;]

What are you talking about? What incident? The only time I went to New Mexico was so I could buy a boat at a boat show, which is definitely the only reason anybody would ever go to New Mexico.

[therealbojack]

stupid horse 💔💔

Stupid anonymous user

[therealbojack]

I was heart broken when sarah lynn died! She was my idol growing up!

It's too bad she died and there was absolutely nothing anybody could have done like call earlier or something. Wouldn't it be great if there was something that could have been done? Hahaha.... ha... ha.

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[therealbojack]

im so hungry i could eat a herb kazazz

Hey! Herb was a great man and did not deserve to be eaten, except by the men he chose to-

You know what? I'm not finishing that thought.

[therealbojack]

Man im so hungry

...You could eat a horse? Haven't heard THAT one before.

[therealbojack]

how many Benadryl does it take for you to see the hat man

62. No, wait. 61.

[therealbojack]

The kendrick lamar and drake fight. Have you not heard of it?

.

[therealbojack]

What are your thoughts on kendrick and draw beef

The what? This internet slang is getting ridiculous.

[therealbojack]

Your bourbon tastes like piss

You're just jealous because I have a bourbon company and you don't. Hater.

[therealbojack]

Hey, if you forget you own this company, all the better for me.

I'm ready for a new chapter of my life.

That's why, along with @doggydogggywhatnow, I have started a bourbon company, as all obviously straight men who have been in popular tv-shows must eventually do.

Bo Butter, real Kentucky bourbon from LA.

[therealbojack]

how much did they pay you for the alcohol ad.

It's my company, so nothing.

[therealbojack]

Established 1795?

I'll take no questions thank you. Only compliments like 'wow, that looks so good and not awful and it also tastes good and not awful!'

[therealbojack]

I'm ready for a new chapter of my life.

That's why, along with @doggydogggywhatnow, I have started a bourbon company, as all obviously straight men who have been in popular tv-shows must eventually do.

Bo Butter, real Kentucky bourbon from LA.