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They're screwed (in a good way)

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me, quietly whispering to the ao3 page of an author who doesn’t even know I exist: I am obsessed with you

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Art Commision for @/Mura

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happy rika pokemas day to all who celebrate

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Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents.

Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they're always like "yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time"

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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

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Been thinking I’ll have to reread a few chapters to remember correctly but killer and dream were suprised when the twins casually told them Epic was spymaster cause it’s supposed to be very very unknown. So If I’m not crazy and dust was for sure spymaster before the fall then does killer and dream know about that? Plus the others? I would assume so because they’re lovers but I’m not sure because of the need of spymaster to be confidential. 

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Well, if Dust was the spymaster of the Seafoam Grove, Nightmare was the heir, and would have inherited the throne. Dust would have been his spymaster.

Killer was captain of the royal guard, with Horror as his right hand and Dust as his left, so they would have to be in the know. UwU

The only one who might not have a need to know would be Dream, but back then, they weren't very good at keeping secrets from each other.

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The story of Cross' story made me think of something..

In the future... FAR(?) future..IF (huge if) he has kids how would they grow up? Like Gaster is pretty hard to kill sooo how would his kids be raised.. seeing as I don't entirely think he would be able to protect them for his father and his influence-

(No offense Cross I know you would do what ya can.. *cough* )

I mean how would he teach them how to fight... WOULD he teach them? Maybe he would get this in his head that he doesn't want them to go through what he had and decides to protect them instead like shelter them? That is just my thoughts though-

(...Cross surrounded by lil kids calling him papa or one just running towards him all smiles calling daddy sounds so cute.. hol on- oh my goodness my heart..(≧▽≦)

- From Curiously Questionable Anon ..again >:3c

Guess we will have to wait and see UwU

(One detail I will share ~ Cross comes from a nation of warriors, and they would be raised to be fighters and leaders. He would not want them raised like he was however.)

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I'm not sure if i missed it or don't remember but is there a comment in the Royal story on what type of dog monster Lavender is? Can't wait for more of the story btw :3

I was never super specific with her breed, but I picture her as a Borzoi. Long snouts and curly ears, and thin. uwu

And thank you! <3 <3

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Cross is 7 ft, and the twins probably won't get as tall since they're human, how tall is Papyrus? And Gaster?

Do you happen to have a family lineup? Is Sans bigger than his little brother?

I don't really have an exact lineup for the royal family, but Cross is the tallest due to all the LV he gained at such a young age. Followed by Papyrus, Frisk/Chara, and Gaster is the smallest.

We will get a glimpse into Gaster's past, and find out why he is so small, but he is a tiny, angry man.

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That "~ Fin" nearly made ME snap QvQ Oh my goodness

He is SO TRAUMATIZED UwU

Sure hope he doesn't do something stupid.

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How long was Cross at the war front in Royaul? And what age is everyone in his Harem as well as himself?

15 years - he did come home for leave, but mostly he spent a really long time out on the front.

Cross is 30 in the current timeline, and the harem is mid to late 20s, so they are just a little younger then Cross is.

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happy 420 and day i reserve a spot in hell

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Toxtricity

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the great thing about being a fanfic writer: if there's a certain fanfic plot you can't find, you can make it yourself.

the terrible thing about being a fanfic writer: now you *have* to write that fanfic plot you can't find.

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