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Horny always 😜

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REBLOG IF YOU APPRECIATE YOUR RP PARTNERS AND JUST LIKE TO THANK THEM FOR PUTTING UP WITH YOU.

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What is this, a crossover episode?

@quietmtntown

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(So I did a thing 🤭)

@squeallittlepiggy

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“Ummmmm.” -Jack looked at the blond boy for a minute- “Elway is a busy man. So sorry kid.” -besides he’s would be too busy trying to look good on camera to play messenger boy-

HEY! Can you get me an autograph for John Elway?

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“Aww but your mom has pretty hair.” -Jack wondered how his son would feel knowing he was into brunettes-

“Scottie, what the heck? That sounds terrible. And that’s coming from me. Forget about that plan and just focus on being a kid. Hang out with your friends and play football with your old man.”

-Realjacktenorman- “stop picking on your brother Scott. Remember what is more important and focus on your looks. Like I did.”

Blah blah blah. LESTEN If I want to give Eric a swirly i'm giving him a swirly whats the big deal? It will build character.

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“Ummm people in my family were either terrible, vain, or both. Although I wish my family was as big as Liane’s. I am too handsome to be a alien.” -Jack paused for a minute realizing he never gave any thought to Jill’s side of the family. Then he ruffled Scott’s hair-

“Of course you’re cool. You got it from me. But when I was in high school I cared more about brawn. I did become rich playing football. In this world being rich is like ruling the world.”

-Realjacktenorman- “stop picking on your brother Scott. Remember what is more important and focus on your looks. Like I did.”

Blah blah blah. LESTEN If I want to give Eric a swirly i'm giving him a swirly whats the big deal? It will build character.

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“Ummm no. Pick on someone your own age. Nerds for example are easy targets. I used to throw eggs at the losers who…..” -Jack suddenly remembered Scott was into robots- “never mind. And I do have a sister. I haven’t seen her in years because she had a falling out with my mom. Never picked on her because I felt bad. I mean our mom already put her through enough.”

-Realjacktenorman- “stop picking on your brother Scott. Remember what is more important and focus on your looks. Like I did.”

Blah blah blah. LESTEN If I want to give Eric a swirly i'm giving him a swirly whats the big deal? It will build character.

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“Ummm but isn’t he young for you to pick on? If you want to build character pick on someone your own age. Me for example I mostly picked on ugly nerds in high school.”

-Realjacktenorman- “stop picking on your brother Scott. Remember what is more important and focus on your looks. Like I did.”

Blah blah blah. LESTEN If I want to give Eric a swirly i'm giving him a swirly whats the big deal? It will build character.

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“I might be a ginger but, I’m also rich and handsome. At the end of the day its all that matters.”

You're not mah father! I'm not related to a stinking ginger

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I don't mind following you, just please stop sharing pictures of your biceps ):

Scottie, Scottie, Scottie, I need to impress the ladies. How else would they know how good looking I am?

Ohhh you can blacklist the tags. It’s #handsomebronco. Or #imtoosexyformyshirt.

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friendly reminder to all minors who may or may not follow me

i am an adult, 30+. if that makes you uncomfortable, please unfollow. i won’t be offended. ^_^

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boop

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Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

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what if it was all just a dream. what then huh