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Have you considered making a sniper rifle that heals?

It is an interesting thought, however I do not think it would be worth it, I already have ze medigun and Engineer has his dispenser and zere are ze health items...it seems a little impractical. Also, I am not quite as skilled with the sniper rifle as I am with other weapons.

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ack! Zat is hurting my ears!

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Private comrade, how are you doktor?

(Mod here, didn't find you till now)

Ah, hello Heavy!

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i dont hate you guys i swear i just have really shitty memory

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i dont hate you guys i swear i just have really shitty memory

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Hello medic, can I have some bones for an experiment?

-Anon ✨️

Of course! (Do not ask where they are from) Do tell what the experiment is! I vould love to see it.

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[ Beep Boop ]

— @the-real-tf2-medicbot

Ah! How are those souls going? though I guess it's only natural for you to want heavy but still

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Mddick I'm dsyrnsakdurjdbsuwnsdhskks

Oh gott what is happening do you need healing (very concerned)

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hallo mod! yer doin good lad! this is my fav medic blog 🫶

Thank you! Though I don't see why lol all I do is give bad answers and leave things rotting in my inbox

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i like your smile :>

Danke! Heavy likes it too.

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MEEEEEDIC!

Doc come on Mann why-

Oh.

You are not my team's Medic-

- @tf2bluscoutocdan.

I vill saw through your bones!

(Mod here sorry for leaving this in my inbox for so long I'm a perfectionist and I decided what the heck just answer it already)

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Medic, what are the 3 things you love the most? Also is it true that you have kissed Heavy many-a-times?

Vell, zhat is a hard question, but I do love bones and *notices second question* Er-zhat is none of your business! (he is too annoyed to answer the first question) (mod: yes)

(MOD HERE! I'M SO SORRY I LEFT THIS ROTTING IN MY INBOX!! I AM CURSED WITH NEEDING TO HAVE EVERYTHING I DO BE PERFECT, SORRY!!)

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Ja?

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Doctor!

Pyro (@pyro-the-maniac-woooo ) broke their arms!

Can you help?

I vill get the medigun!

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(throwing an apple at you) RUN BITCH

Run? Vhy-? *gets hit by an apple*

...Looks like someone wants their bones to be replaced by paper.

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Hey guys, mod here, I'm gonna be gone for about a week, but don't let that stop you from sending asks! I will get around to them.

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*I try to grab it to cut it in half*

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DEAR GOD. MEN.

MY TRAINEES AND CADETS.

THE FIRST WAVE OF THE WAR IS COMING.

GET READY.

THE BREAD IS ATTACKING. (TRANSLATION FOR THE MORSE CODE: "ARE YOU READY FOR WAR, SOLDIER? THE FIRST WAVE OF BREAD IS COMING. GET READY.THE WAVE CONSISTS OF: PLAIN FORCE-A-NATURE LOAFS, SLICES OF CINNAMON SWIRL BREAD KNIGHTS, BURNT SLICES OF BREAD, GIANT BORODINSKY BREAD, QUICK FIX PRETZELS, AND CRUMPETS.")