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Ffffffffffuck that sun is bright.

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H3LP....

((I promise I’m alive guys.... just suffocating under the stress of working two jobs, one full time, one part time. I’m DYING. I will update as soon as i get some good rest. @amnesiac-bee @ask-the-highblood DW guys, I will reply shortly.. no later than Tuesday.

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so who 1s th3 r34l los3r, h3r3? th3y s4y you 4r3 who you surround yours3lf w1th. h3h3h3h3!

4nd y3s, h3 1s v3ry short, 4nd h3 do3s g1v3 sp33ch3s. but th3y 4r3 f4r from dumb-- th3y 4r3 v3ry p3rsu4s1v3 4nd 1nsp1r4t1on4l. you b3l13v3d 3v3ry word h3 s41d, 4nd for good r34son. you fought for th4t c4us3 for most of your l1f3.

t4k3 1t from m3, dud3; you'r3 4ctu4lly just 4 b1g n3rd w1th crook3d t33th! 1 w1tn3ss3d th3 d1scipl3 knock1ng you 1n th3 f4c3 4t 4 s3rmon for a p3rv3rt3d comm3nt you m4d3 onc3. you 4r3n't m1ss1ng too much.

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As she watches, she can’t help but see a bit of reason in what he was saying. Maybe it wasn’t too wild of a dream, who knew? Yeah... she was becoming just as delusional as that rustblood. The sound of a creaking branch alerts her, and her seat starts to wobble. Before she can figure out what is happening, she is on the floor. She sits up awkwardly, rubbing her head.

UNKNOWN TROLL(2): y0u h4v3 4 l07 0f n3rv3 c0m1ng t0 5py 0n u5, l3g15l4c3r470r.

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((dummy THICC

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LATULA: >8]....

*Sh3 1s tot4lly und3r3st1m4t1ng m3.....*

wh3n you 4r3 4bout to h4ng on th4t noos3, do not s4y 1 d1dnt w4rn you.

We’ll see a8out that, sweetheart.

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th3 gr4nd h1ghblood 1s just som3 r3l1g1ous los3r who worsh1ps clowns 4nd w34rs h1s und3rw34r on th3 outs1d3 of h1s p4nts.

r3d works for m3! 1 l1k3 th4t n1ckn4m3.

4nd y3s, 1 do t4lk 4 lot. but 1f you th1nk 1 4m b4d, you should h34r th3 s1gnl3ss! h3h3h3… h3 could go on for3v3r.

t4k3 1t from m3, dud3; you'r3 4ctu4lly just 4 b1g n3rd w1th crook3d t33th! 1 w1tn3ss3d th3 d1scipl3 knock1ng you 1n th3 f4c3 4t 4 s3rmon for a p3rv3rt3d comm3nt you m4d3 onc3. you 4r3n't m1ss1ng too much.

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thoughts on the grandmaster?

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Or, to m4k3 1t 34s13r on you, you c4n c4ll m3 l4tul4 or r3dgl4r3… pr3f3r4bly r3dgl4r3, b3c4us3 1t sounds th3 cool3st. 1 mostly just dropp3d 1n on th3 s1gnl3ss’ s3rmons 4nd g4v3 t1ps 4bout upcom1ng 4mbush3s, 4s 1 kn3w 4bout th3m b3c4us3 1 work clos3ly w1th the Gr4nd H1ghblood.

4s for you los1ng your m3mory… 1 h4v3 no 1d34 wh4t h4pp3n3d. 1 only v1s1t s3rmons on occ4ss1on.

but w1th gr34t conf1d3nc3, 1 c4n gu4r4nt33 th4t you w3r3 4 b1g n3rd w1th crook3d t33th.

t4k3 1t from m3, dud3; you'r3 4ctu4lly just 4 b1g n3rd w1th crook3d t33th! 1 w1tn3ss3d th3 d1scipl3 knock1ng you 1n th3 f4c3 4t 4 s3rmon for a p3rv3rt3d comm3nt you m4d3 onc3. you 4r3n't m1ss1ng too much.

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UNKNOWN TROLL: We c9uld make a change f9r the 6etter!

LATULA: Wh4t th3....

She was at a loss for words. Was this really a meeting of heretics?? Equality? This guy must have had a load of shit for breakfast. She was somewhat curious as to just how illegal this would get. If only she had brought a recording device!

She grinned at the thought of getting a promotion for getting criminals apprehended the night she graduated. Oh, yes-- she would stay.

She climbed a tree with ease, as her sweeps of practice provided easy access for her. It was nice, living in the forest... however, it was pretty lonely. Pyralspite eats any trespasser on the land.

UNKNOWN TROLL: Equality is within 9ur grasp!

LATULA: >8[

This was getting very very bad. This guy must have woken up from a dream and was deranged enough to think it would come true. Poor guy, he’s gonna be destroyed by the subjuggulators. She almost felt bad for him. Stupid rustblood.. so low, so uneducated. If only he knew better.

UNKNOWN TROLL (2): !!!

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[o] I see that you have finished your time at the Alternian Institute of Law and Militia, knight. I must implore that you take caution in which side you align yourself with. We wouldn't want all of your hard work to be in vein now, would we? [o]

LATULA: C’mon, dud3. 1 d1dn’t go through thr33 gru3l1ng sw33ps of l3g1sl4c3r4tor tr41n1ng for noth1ng. 1 4m NOT th4t 34sy to sw4y.LATULA: who wr1t3s 1n wh1t3 t3xt, 4nyw4y? >8[

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((A little something I am working on! Ancestors, but as my human headcanons! Opinions?))

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That's another name, though you're much better known as Psiioniic

PSII: psiioniic must be a nickname because it sounds too silly to be a real name.

PSII: and mituna must be my real name. mituna sounds more like an actual name.

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-As she heads into the woods, the canopy of leaves overhead shields her vision from the night sky. She huffs, pushing past branches and ferns, and vines and bushes. She couldn’t help but voice her thoughts aloud.-

LATULA: “Pyr4lsp1t3 1s cr4zy. 1ts prob4bly just 4noth3r 1njur3d woolb34st.... 1 r34lly h4v3 to tr41n h3r out of th1s.”

-Turning around, she starts to head back in the direction she came from. Pyralspite could deal with a rumbly tummy. It wouldn’t kill her, after all. However, as she takes about twenty steps back in the direction she came from, she hears something faint in the distance.-

UNKNOWN TROLL: 6ut that is why we must make them listen!

-Was that a voice????? Actually, listening closer, she noted that it sounded like the voice was speaking to a crowd. She furrows her brows, heading towards the voice, being mindful not to step on any straggling twigs or fallen branches.- TO BE CONTINUED

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how would you describe your wardrobe? :0

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What do you do about a morail and an ex-matesprit who you are close to but one is lying to you and neither one will confess?

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Glad to hear you're okay. (Or, at least, appear to be.)

((I’m okay! I’m so sorry for worrying you guys! I will return with some answers as soon as possible. Expect some answers this week!))