Me: Nobody cares enough about me to even send me a goddamn letter. No one loves me.
Tax People: I got you bro ❤❤❤
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If bitches want to be glad about a lovely woman passing they can fuck off and unfollow me. I ain't got time for that shit. 🖕
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I don't care if it's not good for me. I don't care if I throw up for two hours. I doing care that everybody thinks I'm going to die. Nobody can tell me what to fucking do, okay?! Not Johnny, not Marina, NOT EVEN THE FUCKING U.S. GOVERNMENT!!!
I'LL EAT AS MUCH GODDAMN ICE CREAM AS I WANT!
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Yo it's been a minute. And I'm still hot shit 😘
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Honestly, fuck everyone today.
Johnny put a FUCKING HOLE IN MY WALL
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(POV You have to save a planet that isn't even yours and the dumbass people you live with won't let you go out to win the ladies)
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I hear people are shipping me with Johnny boy
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*FOR FIVE'S EYES ONLY BITCHES*
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Dude, sometimes it gets hard being this perfect. It's a lot of weight on my shoulders. But...I just can't help it 😉
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Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day?
Also, no. 😘
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TO ANY MOGS OUT THERE *VERY IMPORTANT*
Go fuck your mom. 😋
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Do I want to take time out of my workout routine to babysit Johnny?
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