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I gotta say as a 5'10 girlie with a size 10 foot, it's completely hilarious to me to see this munchkin be so unhinged and pressed that she can no longer reach the shelf her career fell off of, that she can think of no other insult to fling but "bitch you're tall and you have big feet."

Um, OK, Oompa.

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I sincerely hope Megan never removes her heel from y'alls motherfucking necks. You've been playing in her face for far too long when you don't even have the bars to touch her.

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EVERY SINCE I CLAIMED THE SUMMER / ALL YOU BITCHES WANT A SEASON

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New stash box ✨️🖤

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I have no concept of tmi you should tell me everything

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sorry my family didn’t teach me that i have a place among others so now i’m weird . sorry

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literally anything handmade is so dope. idc what it is it could be anything. a quilt, a painting, a basket, a sweater, a wooden table, a shed, a meal. how magical

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True isolation is when everyone else is talking about their vibrant teenage experience and you’re like. I was just trying to survive

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non-practicing slut. is this anythign

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Life has an interesting way of pulling you in the direction you’re meant to go in regardless of how far you’ve wandered off…

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i do genuinely need to go on some sort of quest this year or i’m going to become evil for real