therealstanfordpines

[therealstanfordpines]

Is Ford still in the hospital? How's all that going?

Also, honey, or sugar? and why

Yeah, Sixer's still in the hospital. He'll be out in two days, though. Also, I think I'd have to go with sugar. Bees are sick, but I don't want to. Eat their spit. Y'know?

[therealstanfordpines]

hear me out

... Sans, are you okay?

[therealstanfordpines]

well, hello there, Ms. Dreemurr. i have something for you

Without charge? Is there any special occasion that I missed?

[therealstanfordpines]

the Pines all cried watching Bo Burnhams inside. Like specifically they all cracked at all eyes on me and were sobbing a bit at the “stuck in a room” reprise. That’s it that’s the post.

[therealstanfordpines]

Wh- okay, that's cheating! Not that I can't respect a bit of loophole finding, but this is different!

you should pick a number between one and ten, and ask @therealstanfordpines to guess it. if he guesses wrong, he has to wear a dress to a public event. this condition was already agreed upon

"I agree. Deal."

*Gives them a handshake*

" @therealstanfordpines , GUESS IT!"

[therealstanfordpines]

Seriously? All right, uh. Seven.

you should pick a number between one and ten, and ask @therealstanfordpines to guess it. if he guesses wrong, he has to wear a dress to a public event. this condition was already agreed upon

"I agree. Deal."

*Gives them a handshake*

" @therealstanfordpines , GUESS IT!"

[therealstanfordpines]

Will you make your own account once Ford is back on here?

Yeah, since he'll definitely want his account back. It won't be as active as I have been on this one, since I'll be taking care of him at home, but it'll still be there.

[therealstanfordpines]

absolutely encouraging start to the osha training

[therealstanfordpines]

Can we get a check-in / update on the Stanford?

Also love having Stanley here

Wana make sure the hospital guy is alright to

Well, he's sleeping right now, if that tells you anything. We should be able to actually go home in a few days, a week tops. Then he'll just need to commit to not overworking himself.

Considering how miserable the hospital has made him (I swear he's cried twice), I think he'll do whatever he has to so he won't have to go back.

[therealstanfordpines]

Stanley, you seemed to purposefully avoid when I brought it up on the reblogs a few posts ago. Can you confirm or deny whether you have any parental relationship to the new newborn Bill Cipher?

Deny. Deny. DENY. I had nothing to do with that little freakspawn. The only involvement I could have possibly had would be when I punched him to bits and killed him. And now he's. Reincarnated.

You know what? This may have actually been my fault.

[therealstanfordpines]

Ugh I've been avoiding this because I'm not watching or reading anything rn (thanks for the tag though!)

Last song: Wrecking Ball by Mother Mother

Favorite color: red

Last movie: Sonic 3

Sweet, spicy or savory: spicy, duh

Relationships: As if I have time for that

Current obsession: None. I am SO NORMAL.

Last googled: where to find squid kid stardew valley

Currently working on: this damn headache

Idk who to tag. Anyone can do this if they want.

nine people I want to get to know better

Thanks for the tag @mourky!!

Last song(s): Sacrifice by London After Midnight

Favourite colour: teal or emerald green

Currently watching: Doctor Who season 4 (like 3rd rewatch), Torchwood

Last movie: Sinners (2025) SO SO GOOD!! peak movie

Currently reading: Dragon Age: The Masked Empire by Patrick Weekes (I kinda don't wanna finish it bc I know what's gonna happen and im scared), 2001: A Space Odyssey by Arthur C. Clarke

Sweet, spicy, or savoury: sweet!!

Relationship: nah

Current obsession: Dragon Age insanity is still going strong

Last googled: "basalt rock flour" (gardening core)

Currently working on: small diy projects and gardening

Tagging (less than nine ppl): @heliomanteia @edenintheskies @ghost-of-spring-woods @falloutcoys @durgeapologist

[therealstanfordpines]

Wsg

burnout squad, where y'all at?

[therealstanfordpines]

Having an insulin resistance sucks. It's like "Hey, so you're not diabetic. Not even close, actually. Your blood is perfectly fine. But, just a heads up, one of your organs is about to fail. Whoops."

[therealstanfordpines]

My dad sucked at naming. He gave me and my brother almost identical names. I mean, we are almost perfectly identical, but still. I wasn't "almost" named anything. He just called both of us Stan.

tag game bcs why not

what were you almost named?

I was almost named Jadis :3

npt: @girl-rudely-interrupted @yourfavvvintj @kermit-the-fag-uwu @circe-but-betterr @jammahanna @bats-and-bruised @your-local-starstruck-dreamer @im-not-a-goat-4sure @ibuprofnaf @b3lls-th3-r04ch @s4ge-s4ge-s4ge @unt1ed-sh0el4ces @perpetualloser10191 @winter-depressed-belle @pokerface1312 @luna---lovegood @dumb-bitch-aiden @purely-puppy-pawz

[therealstanfordpines]

Hey, may i throw an onion at you?

Do. Do ya want me to catch it, or. Do you just wanna throw something at me.

[therealstanfordpines]

Are you a cop? Only a cop would tell anyone to get a DNA test.

SANS! HI! Okay, so I need to know. Are you more daddy or babygirl? I want to know about your mutuals, too.

that's. that's one Hell of a question, kid. uh. i don't even know. i'd just go with a third option, which is "silly guy".

@the-real-fastestthingalive @therealstanfordpines and uh any other mutuals who are comfortable answering this?

[therealstanfordpines]

I second this. She deserves edgy intimidating art.

there needs to be more edgy intimidating queen art