therearewormsinmysocks

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typing words not even the text suggestions know

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shout out to my mom for actively deciding to not let me get the medicine i needed to function as a normal human being bc she was "afraid i wouldn't be myself anymore" despite constantly criticizing me over my untreated adhd

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I, personally, love emoticons

However...

If you use -> ;-;

You are my enemy, i don't like you and i wish all the bad evil upon you

Sadness shall be expressed as -> :(

Suck it up and frown like the rest of us

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there should be a human 101 where the example of "not to do" is me, not to brag but im very good at not being a functional human

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opened my notes app looking for a password and found this instead

Plus this image

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i want to eat beans it's been months since i last ate beans i really miss eating beans

beans

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I JUST WANT TO GO HOME LET ME GO HOME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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I suppose i dont know how to read actually

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my younger brother just got a whole ass sword

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i, in fact, did not need to see it again

i just remembered that one video from a long time ago that was so anime and now i desperately need to see it again

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i just remembered that one video from a long time ago that was so anime and now i desperately need to see it again

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just ate a whole ass guava in front of my cat (named Guava)

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i need to be a small city cryptid i want to be part of the folklore so bad just lemme be a critter that someone's grandma is obsessed with and swears to god it ate one her sheep when she was 8 please please lord i need this it would be so gender

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ppl dont talk enough abt how having 1 singular not-good experience with your comfort food can ruin it FOREVER

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my step grandpa's daughter is visiting so my grandma's cat left their house and has claimed my bed on my dad's house

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I'm smoking on that shit that makes humans jealous of gorillas. I'm pulling bones out skeletons that came from live fucking demons and their wives are jerking off watching me do it. I'm building hitachi's God is afraid of. I haven't paid my taxes in 7 years and brother I'm about to not pay them another fucking time. Every move I Make I make in earnest and if I'm not making it in earnest then I'm making it in my wife. I get pussy like presidents get felony charges. People made a fucking fragrance out of my diarrhea the formula sold for 5 million and eventually got stolen by a fucking cat burglar. I lick the paint off the walls and I hear my house moan. I turned into a cat just so I could experience what it's like to use my penis as a deadly weapon. I gave Steve Jobs a godlike prostate massage and he invented the iPhone 69. They all call me the only tranny who can outsuck a vampire. I'm doing Van Helsing shit to her clitoris as I'm driving a stake through her father's prenup. They call me The Wizard of Oz cause I smoke 5 oz. and turn green like the Emerald City. Escape from her dad's house after breaking her meat wallet like I'm playing escape from fucking tarkov. Every time I shit it's like chernobyl's going off again with ghosts. I'm like if the sun could walk the earth on a leash getting walked down the street by some 6 ft lesbian with a 12-in cock. I'm what Zeus jerks off to in the cuck chair. I ratatouilled Lyndon B Johnson into giving a presidential speech while spanking his hummus cannon. I'm a grower like Jack and his mother fucking beanstalk. I get stares at the nude beach. I walked in on God and took over fucking his wife. I'm like a hound dog. I fart and crack a window and it violates the motherfucking Geneva convention. I'm lousy in bed but only cause i got crabs. Don't fuck with me kid

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the orange bastard gave away all his intelligence in order to fit more malicious mischief inside his nut-brain