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Everytime I meet a new person I show them a picture of Skizz’s giraffe and ask what animal it is… my favorite so far, a headless chicken

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*doing this again… Que Alexander Hamilton*

Lizzie Shadowlady Lizzie Shadowlady

Minecraft YouTube sings for you

We know what you overcame

WE KNOW YOU

WROTE THE GAME

The CRAFTS will never be the same

She’s in misadventures now see if you can spot her

Another pink haired woman coming up from the bottom

Even with 7mil she’s still overshadowed by men

We *the OGs* fought with her

Grian “it doesn’t have to be like this”

Scott made a deal with her

Joel married her

And Herobrine… is the one who gave her power

There’s a million things she hasn’t done

Just you wait

What’s LD stand for?

Lizzie Shadowlady

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*que Alexander Hamilton*

Grian Xelqua Grian Xelqua

Minecraft YouTube sings for you

We know what you evolved from

WE KNOW YOU

WROTE THE GAME

HERMITCRAFT will never be the same

Pesky bird has his wings now see if you can spot him

Another British man coming up from the bottom

His enemies don’t like to be patient

We *life series line up* fought with him

Jimmy & Mumbo died for him

Xisuma trusted him

Scar & BigB loved him

Joel & Scott are the damn fouls who shot him

*wildlife and last life flash backs*

There’s a million life’s I haven’t done

Just you wait~

What’s ur name man?

Grian Xelqua

*watcher symbol*

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For reference this is how I’m sitting…

Day. Yeah you heard me no good it’s 10am we’re filming outside it’s 88f but feels like 96f…

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Day. Yeah you heard me no good it’s 10am we’re filming outside it’s 88f but feels like 96f…

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I wrote this… got the inspo from a comment 1 left on my tt lowkey forgot abt it till I saw it…

Scar would be immune to poison. He’s eaten so much of it that it’s just no longer a threat to his life… not saying he won’t get side effects. One day he ate some bird berries (those small red ones that aren’t poisonous to birds but are to humans) and was walking around like he was drunk. Everyone was slightly concerned till he said he ate the bird berries and Cleo had to yell at Bdubs to not eat them aswell.

Note to Xisuma - Scar is immune to poison, Bdubs is not.

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I can’t wait till Joel Smallishbeans fans discover Falsesymmetry…

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When people realize how fun producing/directing/cinematography is… like we aren’t gatekeeping grab a phone camera for heck’s sake.

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Side note if you get pissed easily especially when called out you should probably block me…

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Every watcher is supposed to perceive the life series from their own pov. In short answer the watcher lore is the ones who watch trying to force what they want onto the players.

“Teams I hope to see in the next life series!” Yep

“I ship these two people” uhuh

“this is canon!” Keep going…

You think Grian is so disconnected from the fandom you are blind. He knows so much he can hide lore in plain sight.

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The only reason I don’t like to Minecraft movie is because it’s clearly targeted to the younger generation… hello?!

Majority of Minecraft players are no longer young? And yes it’s bringing in new players but still this movie was promised 10 years ago…

So now when I say Minecraft, they pull up a random quote from the movie that’s not relevant to any Minecraft lore what so ever. Then I get called cringe- and yes the movie is cringe but I assure you this death game that oddly resembles the hunger games but everyone has green, yellow or red lives is not cringe.

What I’m saying is if they do make another Minecraft movie how about actually showing what creators do in Minecraft instead of making up a random plot that has zero accuracy to what I actually watch. I was going in disappointed and came out unsurprised.

Like just imagine actually encapsulating the watcher and multi dimensional lore into a Minecraft movie. That would be insane! And show how creators actually use Minecraft as a sandbox.

So far the only thing they managed to capture was the homosexual tension between “married” men in their 30-40s.

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I can’t wait till people start realizing it’s a massive scandal but since he’s stupid you can easily pull the same scandal back on him…

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“I hate slow burn” I say as I’m recreating a slow burn…

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It’s weird having moots you don’t know irl but live in the same place like yes I want some fresh peaches and goddamn it’s hot out…

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Haunting the narrative - I know everything about you, you know nothing about me.

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Pearl is so interesting… she’s a moon, and a moon needs a star to light it up. But she is the star. She lights her own moon.

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It was cloudy… Pearl went live… now there’s sun.