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Do you ever hear someone’s voice and kinda wanna fuck it

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….

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god dammit it was so funny too🙁💔

Fun fact

This is AI :)

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sorry for not posting💔💔

i been very lazy.

I hope i can get iff my ass and actually post some drawings:3

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That Twitter art trend of that shirt but for soap😔👌👌

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For the incredibly lovely HoH anon who wanted more of this comic - instead here's some with Ghost!:

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giving MAJOR SIDE EYE to people who don’t include gaz in writing for the 141 boyos

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Price: Simon. Please go to the gym with me.

Ghost: ... okay, but why?

Price: Because if I go with Nik and Phillip, they spend half the time doing stupid shit and the other half catcalling me or scaring off anyone who so much as glances as my arse.

Ghost: I see. What kind of stupid shit do they do?

Price: Last time, I got off the bench to see Nik using Phillip for bicep curls.

Ghost: ... right.

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Ghost: Looks like someone activated loser mode and forgot how to deactivate it

Gaz: Since when do you refer to yourself in third person?

Ghost: FUCK YOU

Soap, to himself: Don’t laugh don’t laugh don't laugh-

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Price: *holding a hot sandwich*

Nik:

Graves: Nikky, no

Nik: I just want a kiss!

Graves: Hm...

Nik: *walks over to Price, leaning in like he was going to kiss him before leaning down and taking a huge bite out of the sandwich*

Price, quietly: My sandwich...

Graves: A muzzle, we need a muzzle

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Price, rubbing his lower back: I think I need a new mattress

Ghost, immediately: Gross

Price: Gross-?

Price, suddenly realizing: You- MY BACK HURTS BECAUSE MY MATTRESS IS SHIT

Ghost: NICE COVER STORY. I'VE SEEN WHAT NIK IS ARMED WITH

Price, turning red: BAD MATTRESS- BAD FUCKING MATTRESS-

*down the hall*

Soap: ... what is Price yelling about?

Gaz: I heard Ghost so I don't want to know

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Graves, back from a long mission: God, I need a shower and a razor so fucking badly.

Price: Uhhh shower's broken.

Graves: What? How??

Nik: I um, I ate your razors.

Graves: You--! Wait what?

Nik: Cannot shower, cannot shave, oh no...

Price: Whatever shall we do...

Graves:

Graves: I haven't showered in five days and I haven't shaved in like seven, and THAT'S what's got you two DOGS drooling over me? Seriously??

Nik and Price: *nodding*

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*out for dinner*

Price, to Nik: Why does the waitress always give you the check?

Graves: Cuz they always know he's the undisputed top

Price: ... then why is it when it's just us they give you the check?

Graves: They know I'm the bitch in charge

Nik: *snorts*

Price: *sighs*

Graves, reaching over and petting his face: You're so pretty

Price, laughing: Fuck off

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Price: What are you boys playing?

Gaz: it's-

Ghost: A dumb fucking game with dumb fucking rules made for dumb ass kids

Price:

Price: On a completely unrelated note- Who's winning?

Gaz: *grins*

Ghost, pointing his cards at him: You're on thin fucking ice

Gaz: I can see your cards~

Ghost: MOTHERFUCKER-

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*after a night out drinking*

Price: I can- I can WALK

Graves, supporting him: This is why we don't do shots on a empty stomach

Price: *grumbles*

Graves: *steps away after making sure Price is standing still to call Nik*

Price, immediately: OH MY GOD

Graves: *jumps*

Price: WHERE IS MY BOYFRIEND!? NO ONE MOVE

Graves, whispering as people stare: What's with you??

Price: HE'S TINY DON’T STEP ON HIM

Graves:

(Later)

Price: *passed out in the backseat*

Graves: I don't like drunk John anymore

Nik: that didn't take long

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Teen!Ghost: We're back from the pool!

Price: Did you have fun having it all to yourselves

Teen!Ghost: Yes-

Kid!Roach, speaking for the first time: I still don't know how to swim but I learned I can float

Price:

Teen!Ghost:

Kid!Roach: *stares before silently running to his room*

Teen!Ghost: *shook*

Price: Oh my god-