Hey, my name is Isabel and this blog is just cats. its just cats with some other shit sprinkled in. maybe mostly other shit asoue stuffs here
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life can't be that bad when there's still cat and other assorted creatures
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Alrighty enough being down on myself. Here's a piece I'm actually super proud of. It's Narcissus on the Styx
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Not to venerate the halcyon and bygone days of yore, but it used to be that declaring that girls are too fragile and delicate to ever possibly compete with the boys or ever be as good as them at anything was rightly denounced as the kind of raging sexisim that made you sound like the flatly written villain of a teenybopper movie.
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Have you ever had food poisoning?
#yep it came from moldy pesto#these are the kinda lessons you learn when you move out and live on your own for the first time
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i actually think it's criminal that i have not yet seen a single opossum post in this "with mama" trend. they carry their babies on their backs!

let's explore with mama
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We should kill everyone who makes true crime podcasts. None deserve to be spared
#it depends on the crime i think. if someone pulls of a dope heist i want to hear about it.#if someone tries to get away with an insane scam that is also fun#why does the true crime always have to be rape and murder. leave those poor people alone#alternatively if the murder happened a few centuries ago i think its generally fine to speculate a bit
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If we lived in an imagined idyllic age of days gone by, Sony would be running TV ads featuring a guy with frosted tips in a sports car saying shit like "switch 2? Try switching 2 Playstation instead" and he'd drive off and you see his car is full of beautiful women and twinks (it's woke) but they'd never do that these days
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American badger By: Stephen J. Pyne From: Natural History Magazine 1989
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Seiya taking hacks with a katana.
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usamericans do you realise that a stereotype we have about u is that you really really love ice. like the amount of ice you put in your drinks and all your ice machines are really silly to us. do your fridges genuinely produce ice????
#after visiting the states my familys theory is that the tap water in many places tastes Bad but you do get it for Free in restaurants and#the colder temperature makes it taste less like chlorine#but then maybe it tastes fine if youre used to it
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#student housing but i got my own mini bathroom n kitchen so i count that as living alone#tho it is strange that the poll doesn't hava a living with roommates/partners option
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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.
Of course it is.
#haunted doll who stares and whispers my name at night#jokes on you i am nightblind and sleep with earplugs in this does not affect me at all#im assuming theres some reason i cant just put it in a closet but it wont move if i just put it on a dresser in the bedroom
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