therockinsammythunder

[therockinsammythunder]

Sammy's gonna get real for a sec:

[therockinsammythunder]

*projects my period cramps to you*

What the hell man??

Yowwwwwwwwwch!

[therockinsammythunder]

Sammy I’m your biggest fan EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! I listen to all your music you’re so cool dude

Can I have an autograph???? Please 🫶

I got you! ✌️

[therockinsammythunder]

Aw damn, I screwed that up. My bad dude.

you are incredible in every way and i hope you feel wonderful about yourself forever. /goes for admin especially for making this awesome account.

Dude, you know who else is freaking incredible? Check out the first word!😎

[therockinsammythunder]

you are incredible in every way and i hope you feel wonderful about yourself forever. /goes for admin especially for making this awesome account.

Dude, you know who else is freaking incredible? Check out the first word!😎

[therockinsammythunder]

👏 Sammy Thunder is not a twink! 👏

👏 Sammy Thunder is not a twink! 👏

👏 Sammy Thunder is not a twink! 👏

👏 Sammy Thunder is not a twink! 👏

👏 Sammy Thunder is not a twink! 👏

[therockinsammythunder]

sammy thunder…the guy ever…your my inspiration

Are we bout to kiss rn? 👉👈

[therockinsammythunder]

Sammy thunder I love you

And Sammy Thunder loves you!! ❤️‍🔥

Have a signed selfie!!

[therockinsammythunder]

Listen man, Unko can puff on a hundred cuban cigars and everyone thinks he's some high-class dude. But I rip one bong in my own room and suddenly it's "time to get my act together"? Give me a break, society's standards are messed up, man. 😞🤟

[therockinsammythunder]

People always be asking me about my job, man. I just tell 'em "I conduct stuff" and skip the train part.

[therockinsammythunder]

I'm not just a train conductor, I'm the conductor of good vibes and killer tunes 🎶🚂 Hop on the positive energy train, man!" 🤟