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 UGGGHHHHHHHHH! If it weren't for that last anonymous chap, I would have reached 900 posts, now I’m stuck with an unsightly 901! Curse you! 

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Where did you get your good looks from Mr. Mortdecai?

   Pffft! Once does not acquire a godly appearance, such as mine, so easily. Now, scientifically speaking, you could say it was genetics, but I know it’s much more than that. One must reach a level of sophistication that excels all else to become truly handsome. Although, no matter how hard you try, it is impossible to reach m y level.   (curls mustache)

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How are you and the Misses holding up?

  Who wants to know? Was it Martland? I bet it was Martland. That’s just like him, sending some anonymous chap to do his dirty work for him. Well, I’ll have you know that Johanna and I are doing marvelous. So, don’t get your hopes up, M a r t l a n d. 

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Staches for your food icons that were made by the generous iamnotawaffle!!! No need to credit me, just snag one and stick it on your icon! If anyone wants a specific color let me know and I’ll make it. :D

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Dapper Cat with Blue by SethFitts

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You may think you’re rich if you have expensive meals, a big house, and fancy jewelry, but real wealth is having love, friendship, and true peace of mind.

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Send (・_・;) if you’ve been wanting to interact but have been too shy to try.

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office decor, sassy pants, wooden block, sign, quote block, rustic decor, custom block, stained, home decor, gift, personalize, customize

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I never meant to call you stupid. But when I asked you how you spelled Mississippi, and you asked if I was talking about the river or the state, it just kind of caught me off guard.

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a cup of tea..? 

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YUM

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{ Hello all! I would just to take this moment to apologize for the lack of activity on my blog, particularly with replies. I've been glued to my bed for two weeks fighting the flew, but I am recovering slowly now so expect to see back by the end of the week :) Thank you all for your patients and I'm looking forward to getting back into things }