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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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fallout new vegas

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i made my character a human fighter who’s a housewife/empty nester seeking adventure and wholesome fantasy violence after discovering that her husband is having an affair

is this……

is this how you dungeons 

is this how you dragons

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I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

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WHAT

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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

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Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

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I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN

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twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life

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Tango. Uniform. Mike. Bravo. Lima. Romeo.

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she yearns for the tub water. disgusting.