Excuse me while I sneeze 30 times in a row…
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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.
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a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up
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this wouldn’t show up on mobile…could be the links, could be all of the
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Yes hi here are my boobs
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pervert isn't even an insult to me. I objectively am a sex pest & you find it attractive and want me to violate you for it
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Ludwik Stasiak - Dandelions (ca. 1900)
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potential birthday fit? 🫣
(okay to reblog•keep thoughts in the tags)
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Me: I hate gossip
Also me:
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dude hes trying sooo hard to look cool and casual
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happy fat ass friday, fuckers
(my ass is for queer and trans peeps only!! ily all sm!!)
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