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AGATHA ALL ALONG TEAM + HUGS

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Guys why is Vision so sweet? I just noticed the paper Wanda had in her hand that shows the place were they were going to live says “To grow old in ❤️ -V.”

Then I remember “You would never hurt me”, “What is grief if not love persevering”, and “ ‘We had said goodbye before. So it stands to reason-’ ‘We’ll say hello again’ ”

LIKE WHY TF IS THIS MICROWAVE SO FREAKING ROMANTIC?!! ISN’T HE SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE A ROBOT AND SHIT?!! Love him tho.

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But every mile I go, with every bend, beyond the end, your mother loves you so.

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i love italian characters who are decades older than me (lilia calderu and melissa schemmenti)

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Flirting with the owner is all fun and games until she starts flirting back and I’m immediately a puddle

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DC Super Hero Girls has given me many things. But by far my favorite thing is they have the best incarnation of Bruce Wayne. And I say that not as like oh this is 10000% who Batman is.

No. I mean they have the best version of billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne. Better than even the movies have gotten for one sole reason;

I want you to take one look at this bougie himbo, one fucking look,

And tell me who in their right mind would believe this man is the goddamned Batman.

He is too pretty. Too well put together. Too big a himbo. Too covered in fucking camera crews and groupies to ever pull it off. No one would ever even fucking consider this gem of a man could do it!

But he does and it works so fucking well.

And, oh my God, it’s my new favorite thing.

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i mean she's not wrong..

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I love speed runners

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Will never have a chance with my boss now that she’s seen me covered in blood (nosebleed) (also had no chance to begin with she’s happily married)

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me, watching agatha all along episode 5: “omfg who the hell is mr shart???!!!!”

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Me, a week ago: Getting one episode per week is better than bingeing it all at once. It’s savoured and it’s fun to watch all of the episode breakdowns in the days after they stream…

Me after Agatha All Along S1E4: Having seven days in a week is homophobic and I think I’m going to die.

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I am BEGGING my brain to please develop feelings for an age appropriate woman. Not actresses that are in their 40s, 50s, and 60s. And DEFINITELY not the OWNER of the company I work at!!! WTF brain?!?

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So I was listening to the ballad of the witches road and one of the lines is “if one be gone/we carry on/spirit as our guide”. Could it be cheating for them to have summoned a new witch rather than just having Sharon’s spirit guide them? Was Sharon actually Rio this whole time? And can I have the next episode now please?

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Just finished watching the new Agatha All Along episode for the 4th time since it dropped last night. I am feeling feelings and theories are brewing. Now excuse me while I cry over the way Agatha looked at Teen in the episode

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Us waiting for episode five of Agatha All Along

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It’s confirmed. Your resident sapphic time lady will need hearing aids within a few years. My ears are truly just for decoration 😂

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