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i need to know every language immediately

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(Excerpts taken directly from Dazai, Chuuya, age 15)

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William: We decided the best way to atone was to get married!!!

Louis: I am 500% certain that wasn't necessary

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Dazai and Chuuya are two people who don't need to talk to each other to communicate but who also really should

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uh,

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Itadori's attempts at the Heroic Sacrifice trope is hampered by the fact Fushiguro seems to believe they are in a suicide pact

What's even better is that this isn't a miscommunication or misunderstanding

Fushiguro knows full well that Itadori is willing to sacrifice himself to protect Fushiguro. Itadori said it in front of him. They both know this.

And Fushiguro is absolutely blatant about the fact that if Itadori goes down he's going down with him. Like Fushiguro has no trouble telling Itadori that to his face

So they are in this stalemate of Itadori going "let me lay down my life for you" and Fushiguro replying "you don't get to fucking die without me you selfish dick. It's a two for one special and if you don't like it don't die asshole."

Which I don't know why I love that dynamic so much but I do

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sir if he's your rival and you hate him with every inch of your body and you desire for him to experience the ultimate demise but would without a doubt jump in front and catch an incoming bullet for him to save his life and in return trust him with yours...that's not rivalry anymore sir i regret to inform you that's something else

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armin, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! i was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

eren, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and looking after the kids

mikasa: what are you guys doing?

armin: we're playing systemic oppression

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rkgk

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Goblin AU??? I drew this like weeks ago & i had a few minutes to finish it this morning!! Iwachan as dokkaebi fits so well ;;u;;

(twitter)

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good 4 u 🦋

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me at 1am without fail

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i have something to say 

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The Need to Stay

(Thought I’d upload my recent comics to Tumblr! I totally forgot it only lets you upload 10 pics at a time, and this is 11, but fingers crossed it works!)

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so.

i guess fanfiction wasn’t a phase….