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That's a lot of 🐈‍⬛️ licking! 😂😂

Happy tongue Thursday! 👅

[thesargasmicgoddess]

Delving in your "Tits Around The World" tag, it seems you have an affinity for luxuriating in front of floor to ceiling windows!

Have you ever fulfilled the romance novel/porn trope of fucking in front of/against one?

I do love pretty views, windows, and backlighting. I don't even think I used that tag for all the window pictures I took while traveling around the US, just the international ones, so there are more window photos sprinkled throughout my blogs.

I've done a lot of things against/in front of windows...not sure I remember them all 😂 I've even done yoga...😉

[thesargasmicgoddess]

Since I followed for your flirty, honest, and brilliant mind. Then got caught up by your astonishing curves? A naked PhD you sounds incredible

Thank you! I love sharing the idea that nerds can be sexy. The brain is an amazing sexual organ 😉

[thesargasmicgoddess]

forever disheartened I missed your onlyfans days 😂

😂😂😂 honestly I'm flattered people still think of it!

I'm not sure I'd be super interesting if I were on OF right now....you'd just have livestreams of me naked in the middle of a LOT of papers and books, trying not to sound like an idiot in my manuscripts 😂

Maybe after a few more years of PhD school I might be ready to explore a Dr. Hoe smut page, if I'm not totally wiped from academia, lol 😆

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I know you've said you have travel plans this summer...

Around the World in 90 Lewds? 🤔

You know, last summer I did #TitsAroundTheWorld since I traveled halfway around the globe from both sides of the US coast....so I don't see why I can't continue my international adventures this summer. 😉

Tbh....there are still a ton of pictures from last summer that I never got around to posting, and now I can't remember what's been posted and what hasn't 😂

Actually, I can't believe I'm closer to this summer now than last summer. Where did the year go?! 👀🤯

[thesargasmicgoddess]

That feeling when you're someone's "she's weird 😳😍😍" ❤️❤️❤️

[thesargasmicgoddess]

Measurements?

5'1"

36G/DDD

Yeah, my measurements puzzle me too, lol 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

[thesargasmicgoddess]

I miss seeing you here! I know you've been busy but I can't wait when you are here more again.

Aww, thank you for your sweet message 😘. I'm here, but I just haven't had time to shoot much this year since most of my time has gone towards acclimating to my PhD program. The coursework has been rigorous, but AMAZING, and I'm feeling really confident about having a grasp on things now. So hopefully, that means I can figure out how to incorporate more sidehoeing into my schedule now.

I DO believe that everything feeds into everything, so I think the immense personal and intellectual growth I've experienced this past year will trickle down into my smut-peddling artistic side, at some point 😈😉

[thesargasmicgoddess]

You have great energy. I wish tumblr didn’t hide you from my dash all the time.

Thank you so much! I didn't realize tumblr hid me 👀, but somehow, I'm not surprised😂. Maybe if I posted flat-out porn they'd stop hiding me since they're great at being inconsistent like that, lol. An extra thanks for making the effort to drop by despite tumblr hiding me! 😘

[thesargasmicgoddess]

What is your favorite holiday to hoe for?

You know, I used to hoe and have shenanigans for every holiday, but nothing topped Halloween. I've had sooooooo many fun costumes and shenanigans. I can honestly say I've done most of the costumes I've always wanted to do....although there might be a few left for future exploration 🤔

Although you can be sure that I will be celebrating passing my comprehensive exams and defense like it's a national holiday, when the time comes 😂

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Get attacked!! ✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈✨

Thank you!

[thesargasmicgoddess]

Did you get to see much of eclipse?

I am lamenting your hyper busyness as I feel like the eclipse would have been a perfect setting for bespoken hoeventures!

I did catch a glimpse of it in between meetings lol.

Hoeing during the eclipse? 🤔 Now there's a thought 😂

A few more weeks of school for me, can't wait to be done and celebrate. But there will be no rest for the nerdy and wicked this summer....but there will be adventures!

Ready to come along? 🤭✈️🏛✈️🏝✈️🏔

[thesargasmicgoddess]

✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️ down to the jerk (but sweet) cats 😂

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Monday mood 😴😂

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I don't understand why women think shopping is a bonding experience 🤣*

~Me, as I sit in a mall reading through research on my phone and waiting for people to be done shopping.

*unless it's lingerie. I could shop all day for lingerie 🤣

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OMG. Still an accurate sentiment, somedays, depending on how long I've been working🤣

How is it that I am going to be 43 in a few weeks... 👵😬

Apparently, I'm officially "I forget where I parked an hour ago" years old...😬🤦🏻‍♀️