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all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont really do anything, but also some spiders are haters because they’ll kill you. learn to tell the difference. bees are homies but they become haters if you fuck with them. most beetles are chillers but if they’re the kind of beetle that flies really fast at your face then they’re haters.

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i made the tiniest wimpy sound

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I'M REALLY FREEZING

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WHY AM I SO COLD

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Having real abs is a lot of work. Letting the sweater take care of it is way easier!

(via 2016 Fashion Guide for Food Lovers)

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Enjoying some brownie bites during Game of Thrones, thanks to the Donut Hole/Cake Pop Maker!

Enter to win one: drunkMall.com/giveaways

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It’s dangerous to go alone!

Take this.

(via Gold NES Zelda Cartridge Backpack)

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when they first taught me russian theyd flinch every time i repeated it back to them because i had the worst goddamn accent in the world i sounded like i was garbling marbles

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America’s #1 sweetheart, ready for lift-off. (And Cap is here too.)

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i also had the worst brooklyn accent and hearing a guy in all black with heavy weaponry shouting “whaddaya doin im fuckin WALKIN OVA HERE” is also, apparently, unintimidating

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i got ramen

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to all the old men out there: please leave the puns to the younger kids please i beg you please

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(me) hotter than you. hotter than the sun. so hot you can fry an egg on me. 

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captain kirk is getting called the fuck out

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tumblr is a lot more welcoming than the entirety of new york